DIVINE INTERVENTION A Sailor Moon Lemon by Sailor Mac Hematite was just about at the end of his rope. The Supreme Negaverse General had thrown everything at those Sailor Scouts that he could think of in an effort to get rid of them. And they just kept kicking the stuffing out of his creatures. There's got to be some hidden weakness, he thought. If only I could figure out what it is. . .Maybe one of my predecessors was on the road to discovering it when he was defeated. Maybe I can use their research to help me find the answer. . . He booted up his computer and began accessing files. The records of Beryl and her henchmen showed nothing that he did not already know. Nor did the files of Scarpiite. . . . Then, he came across something in the records of Wotite that made his heart beat faster. "I have discovered the true identity of Sailor Moon. She is a Tokyo teenager named Serena Tsukino. I have yet to figure out exactly how her transformation takes place, but I suspect it may have something to do with the brooch she is always wearing on the front of her school uniform, which matches a brooch which also appears on Sailor Moon's fuku. I am sending Siegmite to investigate. . ." But Wotite had not found out anything else, because the next entry consisted of indignation over Siegmite's betrayal of the Negaverse. The rogue general had been banished, put into eternal sleep on a mountaintop, and Wotite had given up on finding out more about Sailor Moon and began plotting his attack on the Nagano Olympics instead. Hematite stared at the picture before him on the screen. Then, he started to laugh, an evil cackle that grew louder and louder as the dark plan took shape in his mind. . . * * * Meanwhile, the object of his pursuit was definitely thinking of things other than the Negaverse. Serena was using the keys Darien had given her to let herself into his apartment. He was due home from class in about an hour, giving her just enough time to prepare her surprise. . . Oh, is he going to love this, she thought, as she carried her garment bag and overnight case into his bedroom. She began unpacking what she needed: makeup, clothing, perfume, and the soundtrack CD of "The Full Monty". . . When Darien came in, he sensed that Serena was in the apartment, although he couldn't see her anywhere. "Honey?" he called. "Meatball Head? Are you here?" Then, he saw the envelope with his name on it on the coffee table. He opened it up, took out a piece of paper and read: "Darien, Darling: You're in for a surprise. Sit in your favorite chair and get cozy. When you're ready, pick up the remote for the CD and press 'play,' and your surprise will begin. Oh, and one more thing: I wouldn't get all dressed up if I were you. I think your boxer shorts would be just perfect to wear. See ya in a few, honey. I Love You, Serena." Now, what could that minx be up to this time, he thought. He felt himself tingling with anticipation. . .which intensified when he saw that she'd placed a wrapped condom on the stand next to his chair. Well, the sooner I get cozy, he thought, the sooner I find out. . . He stripped down to his boxers, like she'd asked, folding up the clothes and dropping them in the corner. Settling into the chair, he picked up the remote and pressed the button. The throb of "You Can Leave Your Hat On" began to fill the room . . . . . .and the bedroom door opened, and a lovely blonde vision danced out. To look at Serena, you'd think she was way overdressed for a romantic evening - she wore a pink suit and white silk blouse, a scarf around her neck, and gloves on her hands. But pretty soon, it became obvious what she was doing. She wouldn't be wearing all those clothes for long. She shimmied out to the middle of the floor, in full view of her audience of one, and raised her arms over her head, doing a slow bump-and-grind. She turned her back to him, looked over her shoulder, and gave him a saucy wink. Her hands came slowly up to her hair, and she undid first one meatball, then the other. As the golden strands tumbled over her shoulders, she tossed her head, flipping her hair around, then turned to face him again. The first thing to come off was the scarf. Slowly, she unknotted it, giving him a saucy glance as she slid it from her neck. She danced over to him, wrapped it around his head, and pulled him toward her for a kiss. He tried to deepen it, but she danced away from him again, giving a teasing giggle. When she was back in the middle of the floor, she slid her hands along her own torso while licking her lips, then began to unbutton her suit jacket. Turning her back to him, she let it slide down her arms, then caught it in one hand before it hit the floor. She twirled it over her head a couple of times, then sent it sailing into the corner. Going into her slow bump-and-grind again, she unzipped her skirt, pretended to push it down, then zipped it back up again. She undid the buttons on her wrists, then slowly began to unfasten the buttons on her chest. . .she'd undo three, then do two of them back up again, then undo four. When she had it completely unbuttoned, she turned her back to him again, slid the left side down, pushed it back up again, then slid the right side down, while looking over her shoulder, winking, and running her tongue over her lips. Meanwhile, Darien thought he was going to burst with passion. He did not usually find strippers appealing - the thought of an anonymous woman taking it all off for strangers left him cold. But this was his Serena, doing a private performance just for him. . .and it was turning him on to no end. The blouse slid down and hit the floor. She spun back around and started to pull down her bra straps, then pushed them back up and began to peel off her long gloves instead. . .slowly, maddeningly, one finger at a time. As she removed each one, she flung it at Darien, and he pressed the gloves to his lips. She danced toward him, bumping and grinding as her hands slid over her hips, then quickly danced away. The zipper came down and the skirt fell. . .but she had other plans for it. She picked it up and draped it over her chest, holding it in place with her chin, then reached back and unsnapped her bra. Keeping her eyes on Darien's, she slid her arms out of the straps and dropped it to the floor, but kept the skirt in front of her, hiding her from his view. Teasingly, she waved the skirt back and forth like a matador's cape, giving him quick, tantalizing glimpses of her breasts. . .Darien thought his erection was going to tear right through his shorts. His heart was pounding, he was sweating. . .he didn't think it was possible for her to get him so aroused without touching him. She let the skirt drop to the floor, then stepped out of her shoes. Slowly, she grasped one of her thigh-high stockings, and began to roll it down, bending over so he got a good look at her bottom, still clad in silky black bikini panties. One stocking came off, then the other, until the panties were the only thing she wore. "You Can Leave Your Hat On" had ended. The CD carriage spun around, and some sultry smooth jazz began playing. . . Serena slowly moved toward her lover, swaying her hips. "Sir. . .would you like a lap dance?" "I'd love it, you little minx." She twirled gracefully around so that her back was to him and sat on his lap, wriggling around, feeling her bottom rubbing on his erection. Suddenly, it was hard for her to keep up the pose of the cool stripper. She leaned back against him, moaning, resting her head on his shoulder. He turned his head to hers, and their lips met. Their mouths opened, and their tongues caressed each other. His hands were sliding around her torso, up to her breasts. . .He cupped them, rubbing them with his palms, and she let out a deep, loud groan in her throat as they continued their tongue-dance. He shifted his hands a bit so he could caress her nipples with his fingers as his tongue moved to her ear, flicking in and out of the tiny hole. "Ooohhhh! Oh, Darien, yeeesss. . ." He slid one hand lower, lower, tracing lazy circles on her belly, then slipping over the surface of her panties. . .She parted her legs, and his fingers moved into the silk-covered hollow, caressing her nether lips through the damp fabric - which got even damper the more he stroked her. When he shifted upward and found her jewel, she let out a small shriek. "There's still one thing you didn't take off, Gypsy Rose Serena," he whispered in a wicked tone of voice. "Hmm. . .there's something you didn't take off, either." She got off his lap, and he stood up as well. Their hands slid to each other's waistbands, and his boxers quickly dropped to the floor, her panties following seconds later. Blissfully nude, they embraced, rubbing their bodies together, glorying in the friction of skin on skin, feeling like they were striking sparks off each other. They kissed, long, wet and hot, as her hands cupped and squeezed his buttocks. When their mouths broke apart, he whispered, "Serena, darling. . .I want to be inside you so, so much. . ." "Mmmmm," she said. "I like that idea." She took the rubber and dropped to her knees, peeling off the foil as her teasing tongue slipped across the head of his manhood, nearly driving him over the edge. Slowly, she put the rubber on him, then eased him back into the chair. She climbed back into his lap, facing him this time, and lowered herself onto him, positioning herself until it felt just right. . .then, she began to move, and they both moaned. Darien took her breast in his hand, drawing it toward his mouth, licking her nipple over and over as she thrust and ground her hips against him. . . "Ooooohhhh. . .baby, baby, that feels so good, Darien. . .I love you so much. . ." When he pulled the hard bud in his mouth and began to suck, the moans became a shriek. Her hips increased their tempo, and then, suddenly, something burst within her. . . "AAAAAAHHHHH!!!" she screamed, then gasped, as the pleasure flooded her, and the tugging and throbbing of her hot sheath pulled him over the edge with her, and he yelled her name as he emptied himself. She collapsed atop him, panting, and they held each other close as the last shudders faded from their bodies. "Oh, Serena," he whispered, "that was absolutely incredible. You are so sexy, so beautiful. . ." "Mmmm." She was lost in dreamy languor, and just wanted to go to sleep in his arms. She couldn't imagine feeling more happy and content. He picked her up, tenderly, and carried her to the bedroom. He lay her down, quickly disposed of the condom, and snuggled next to her. "I love you, Darien," she whispered. "I love you too, my darling," he replied. They drifted off into blissful sleep together, both thinking the same thing - that they were two halves of one soul, and only together were they complete. * * * Hematite chuckled to himself. All was ready to go. His youma were staked out at all the places where she was likely to go - the arcade, the temple, the mall. And they had their orders of what do do. She would be dead by the time the next day was out, he thought. And without their leader, the Sailor Scouts would be powerless. "Goodbye, Sailor Moon," he muttered to himself. And then he let out another of his horrid laughs. * * * He'd had to leave early, to go to one of the part-time jobs he worked. He'd taken her home, and they shared a long, lingering kiss before they parted. "Whose house did you supposedly stay at last night?" he asked. "Lita's." "Think your mother would mind if you 'stayed at Mina's' tonight?" She giggled and kissed his forehead. "I hope not, baby." Serena made the necessary pitstop at her home, to do some chores and straighten her room. Finally, she came down to the kitchen: "Mom, I'm going to the arcade - and is it okay if I stay at Mina's tonight? We're having a sleepover." "You just slept over Lita's last night." "But Moooom! That was just Lita and me! This is everyone! And. . .and Lita's going to give us more cooking lessons tonight!" She knew her mother liked the idea of her learning to cook. Mrs. Tsukino gave a deep sigh. "All right, dear. But remember - be home for Sunday brunch. We're meeting your aunt and uncle, remember?" "I'll remember." She flew up to her bedroom to repack her bag, her heart fluttering at the thought of another night with Darien. . . Little did she know that things were about to go horribly wrong.