IF A PICTURE PAINTS A THOUSAND WORDS #8 A Sailor Moon Sekkushiaru Roman, based on stories in Moon Fight #5 and Sailor X #1 by Sailor Mac The knock comes at my door around noon on Sunday. I've just gotten out of the shower. I throw on a pair of jeans and a tank top, and open the door to see. . .nothing. "DARIEN! Down here!" Ah, there's my little Meatball Head. "Hi, honey!" she says cheerfully. "Wanna go to the mall with me for a couple of hours?" The mall. Sigh. . .mental image of myself weighed under with tons of packages while she and the other girls run from store to store, buying item after item and giving it to me to carry. . . Ah, the things we do for love. "Um, sure, Meatball Head. . .why don't you come in and sit for a few moments, though, I've got some things to clean up. . ." She walks in and plunks herself onto the couch. . .and then, I catch sight of the expression on her face. That cheerfulness was a coverup. Something's wrong. "Serena? Is something bothering you?" "Um, not really. . ." She's looking toward the window, her chin leaning on her hand, a melancholy look in her eyes. Then, suddenly, she leaps up and says, "Hey, Darien. . .why don't *I* do the cleaning for you?" She rushes for the kitchen, grabbing a feather duster and going to work furiously on the furniture. Now this *really* isn't like her. "Um, Serena. . .what are you doing?" She flashes me a big, forced smile. "I'm practicing being your wife." "Now, why would you want to do that?" Uh-oh. That was the wrong thing to say. Open mouth, insert foot, Tux Boy. She's staring at me with a look of fury on her face. Slowly, she puts down the feather duster. "I. . .I just thought that. . ." And then she turns from me and buries her face in her hands. I can tell she's starting to cry. "Oh, baby, I'm sorry. . ." I walk over to the chair she's plopped herself into. Seeing her like this tears my heart out, especially when I've caused the pain. . . Gently, I put my hands on her head and tip it backwards so I can lightly kiss her forehead. "I didn't mean it like that, Serena," I whisper against her hair. "I very, very much want you to be my wife someday. . ." "It's not that, Darien. It's. . .my mother. . ." "Did you have a fight with her, sweetheart?" "No, not quite like that. . .just something she said to me." I ease myself away from her head and sit next to her. With a big sigh, she says, "This morning, my mother asked me to wash the breakfast dishes. . .and when I was done, she looked at them and said, 'Serena, these have pieces of food all over them! You have *no* domestic skills whatsoever! At this rate, you'll *never* make a good wife!'" She sighs again. "And that's when I started crying. . ." "Oh, Serena. . .she didn't really mean that. Your mother was probably upset over something. . .I'm sure she wouldn't have said that if she knew it was going to hurt you." She gets up and starts to pace the room. "I'm not sure what it is I want to do with the rest of my life yet. . .except for one thing. Ever since I met you, I've wanted to be your wife. And sometimes I wonder. . .if I can do it. . ." She bursts into tears again. "Serena, Serena. . ." I go over to her, pulling her into my arms. She buries her face in my chest. "My dearest, don't you realize I'd love you if you had the domestic skills of Akane Tendo? It's *you* that I want, not some perfect little cooking and cleaning machine. You are wonderful just as you are. . .you're just as wonderful as you were a thousand years ago, when I first met you and fell in love with you." I pull her closer. "It doesn't matter what your mother or anyone else says about you. What matters is that *I* think you're perfect for me." "Darien. . ." "And you *don't* have a total lack of domestic skills! Your cooking is wonderful. You've come such a long way since you've been working on it with Lita. . ." She raises her head and laughs. "I couldn't boil water back then without burning it!" "Um, well. . ." "It's okay, Darien." She kisses me. "I know I was a lousy cook." With a big smile, she adds, "You don't learn much about cooking when you spent your past life as a princess." "And you're every inch a princess. Regal and beautiful." I bring my lips to hers, and we kiss sweetly. Oh, the sweet taste of those lips. . .more delicious than chocolate. (Yes, for me, that's *really* saying a lot!) When we part, she says, "I wish I could remember more." "More of what, my love?" "Of the Silver Millennium. Of when we were the Moon Princess and the Earth Prince. . ." "I see bits and pieces of our past, from time to time. . .but Serena, do we really need to remember our past? What really matters is our present. . .and our future, together. . ." "Darien. . ." And then her lips are on mine, and time stands still. I run my hands up and down on her back, my hands brushing against that silken hair that so drives me mad with its beauty, its texture, its scent. . .I press my body against hers, damn these layers of clothing, I want to feel our skin rubbing together, I want to feel us melting into one. . . My mouth continues to caress hers, my tongue darting in and out of her lips. . .oh, yes, more of your sweetness, my love, more, more, more. . .I feel her little hand moving down the front of my body until it finds its goal. I gasp loudly as I feel her caressing my manhood through my pants. "Hmm," I say. "I have a feeling that we're not going to the mall this afternoon. . ." "My prince. . .you are absolutely right." She grabs my hand and pulls me toward the bedroom, like a child dragging her playmate toward the swings. I laugh and let myself be dragged. Once we get there, we tumble onto the bed, rolling over and over as we kiss, her tongue coming out to gently tease mine. I reach for the buttons of her shirt, and I nearly tear them off in my haste to get them undone. The shirt lands on the floor, followed by my shirt, her pants, her bra, my pants. . .We yank each other's underwear off with such eagerness it's a wonder the fabric isn't in shreds. We both get up on our knees and start kissing passionately, as if to drink in each other's very essence, our lips and tongues tangling, seeking, finding. I feel her breasts rubbing against me, the nipples already hardening into little pebbles, and I feel like my whole body's on fire. Then, she takes her lips from mine and starts kissing her way down my chest. I let out a long, low moan, knowing what's coming next. . . She takes it in both hands, running her fingers slowly up and down it, and then I feel her lips laying feathery kisses on the very tip. . . "I love you, Darien," she whispers just before taking it in. I can only moan and cry out her name as I feel her sweet, hot mouth surround me, sucking just, oh, just hard enough to drive me half out of my mind. . .Her head moves up and down, up and down, and then she takes it out entirely and runs her tongue around and around it, before putting it back in again. . .My mind is completely blocked out with pleasure, with white heat. "Aaahh, you minx," I manage to groan from somewhere within my delirium. I can't let her take me all the way like this. I want to share the pleasure. . . Gently, I push up on her head. She eases away from me, slowly, reluctantly. Then, she reaches into the nighttable to get a condom. I grab her from behind in a "gotcha!" move and pull her back against me. She squeals and giggles. . .then is silent as she leans her head back on my shoulder so we can kiss. As my tongue probes the beautiful mouth that just pleasured me, my hands come up to her breasts and squeeze. . .oh, Gods, they feel so good, so firm, her skin so silky, her nipples so very, very lusciously hard. . .I brush my fingers against those swollen buds, and I hear her moan deep in her throat in response. I gently squeeze them, caress them, rub my thumbs over them again and again. . .She takes her lips from mine and gasps, moaning "Darien. . .Darien. . .oh, please, more, that feels so good. . ." I let one hand slide down the front of her body, and my fingers slide into her womanhood. Oh, how deliciously wet it is, how soft and hot! "OHH!" she cries as I slide in and out of her, while my other hand continues to pleasure her nipples. . .I go in deeper and deeper, thinking I can never, never get enough of her, and then she says, "Darien. . .can you touch my G-spot?" "Hmm. . .I could try to find it with my fingers. . .but wouldn't you rather go with the sure thing?" I gently ease her into a position where she's on her hands and knees and fumble around for the rubber she got out of the drawer. Once I have it on, I position myself so I'm right at her entrance, my hands reaching under her body to find her breasts again. . . "Now, love," I say, "just tell me when I hit it." I slide in, slowly, and she lets out a long "Aaaahhhh. . ." Oh, what a heavenly sensation, feeling her wet velvet sheath take me in and grip me. . .And then her sound changes to "AAHH!" and I know I've hit it. I start thrusting, short, sharp thrusts to stimulate her in that special, sweet spot. . . "OOOOH!" she cries. "Oh, that is SO good, oh darling, keep going, keep going. . .ohhhh, yesss. . .ohhh. . ." I close my eyes and feel my own heart thundering, hot tingles of sensation zapping through my whole body. . .yes, Serena, moan like that, just like that, I want to make you feel so good, baby. . . Then, a loud shriek bursts from her, and her whole body shakes with her climax. I feel the gush of fluid as she ejaculates. . .I pull her onto my lap, not breaking the connection, and we're in the woman-on-top-facing-away "reverse cowgirl" position. I kiss her cheeks, her neck. . .she's panting, flushed, dazed. . .oh, Serena, you look so beautiful like that, in the aftermath of passion. . . "I love you so much," she whispers. "I love you too, baby. . ." I feel her start to pump her hips. She wants to bring me to climax, too. All right, you little minx. . .but I'll make sure I take you with me. I bring my hands up to her nipples again, rubbing my index fingers over them, and she purrs. "Does that feel good, darling?" I whisper. "Ohh. . .ohh, yes. . .mmmm. . ." And then I slide one hand downward again, and seek out her hidden jewel . . .When I find it, she lets out a cry, and I feel her thrusting pick up the pace. . . Then, abruptly, she stops. "Serena? Is something wrong?" "No. . .not really *wrong*. . .but. . ." I feel her slide off me. She gets up on her knees and gracefully turns around so that she's straddling me, then I feel her velvet sheath enfold me again. She sighs contentedly and wraps her arms around me, her head on my shoulder. . . "I like it this way better," she says. "I want to see your beautiful face." My heart swells with love for her. I hug her tightly, and feel her hug me back. And our bodies are still for a moment, just savoring the connection, the feeling of being one body, one heart, one soul. . . Then, I say, "I want to try something a little different, love. Lay back. . . ." She leans backwards so she is almost lying on the bed, her arms holding her up. I start to move my hips again, and she does the same, quickly picking up speed. . . I reach down toward her womanhood, and my thumb finds her jewel again. Gently, I start to caress it. . . "I'm going to make you come again, honey," I whisper. "It's going to be so, so good. . ." "Ohhh. . .Darien. . .ohhh, baby, ohh. . .yes. . .like that, like that, like. . .AAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Her whole body jerks, and she flings her head back, golden hair flying everywhere like ribbons of silken sunshine, and her womanhood is tugging at me and I don't know how much longer I can hold on. . . She comes back up to me, throwing her arms around my neck, crushing her mouth against mine. I can feel her heart thudding, hear her ragged breathing. . . Then, she ends the kiss, and I run my tongue up and down her neck, savoring her sweet, sweet taste. . . She whispers, "Okay, Muffin, the next one is yours. How do you want to come?" "Deep inside you, my sweet. Deep, deep inside. . ." She lays back down, and I take her legs and put them on my shoulders. And I thrust as far into her as I can possibly go. . .ohh, that's it, honey, that's it, pull me in, swallow me whole, make me a part of you forever. . .oh, Gods, I never feel so complete as when I'm one with her. I change our position, so her legs are pushed up and out and I'm kneeling between them, and I start driving as hard and fast as I can. Ohh, it's so good, every bit of me is being consumed with liquid fire and I love it, and I can hear you going "oh, oh, oh, oh," Serena, and I know you're feeling it too. . . "This is it, baby," I say. "This is it. . .we're going to make it together. . ." "Ohh, Darien. . .ohh. . ." Then, I feel her body writhe again, and her sheath tug at me, and she's clutching the sheets and screaming "AAAAHHHHH!!!!" and I feel the explosion within me, and soon everything is wiped out in a tide of searing joy. . . We flop to the bed exhausted, clinging to each other, softly kissing each other all over our faces. . .it's really an effort for me to pull away long enough to throw out the rubber. "My darling," she whispers. "I love you." "I love you too. . ." I stroke her hair. "I can't *wait* until we're married, Serena." "I can't wait, either." She snuggles with her head on my chest, and we drift off to sleep. My Serena. . .your domestic skills don't matter to me. I'd want you as my wife even if you broke everything you touched. Because you're *you*. . .the minx whose body calls to my body, the princess whose soul calls to my soul, the pretty soldier whose mind calls to my mind, the young woman whose heart calls to my heart. And that's all that matters. AUTHOR'S NOTES: As with all my other entries in the "If a Picture Paints a Thousand Words" series, this is based on doujinshi. But unlike the previous installments, which were based on a single doujin story, this combines two: one from the all-story-no-sex "Moon Fight," and one from the all-sex-no-story "Sailor X." I recommend both to anyone into doujinshi: the "Moon Fight" series has some very funny visuals and great art, and the Moon/Tux scene in the first "Sailor X" is one of the sexiest and most well-drawn I've come across (romantics be warned, though. . ."Sailor X" does contain quite a bit of rough stuff). Thanks, as always, to the Lemon Tree gang, to Artemis and Luna, and to all who've taken time to tell me how much they've enjoyed my stories. Standard Sailor Moon disclaimers apply. These characters ain't mine, I'm just borrowing them for a little while.