Week of May 14, 1999


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Isadora, our latest Bastard, is a 17-year-old young lady from Southern California who describes herself as a "wannabe artist, poet, and writer." One look at her page will be enough to convince one otherwise, however. Her art page has some of the very few examples of dark art available on the net that have really captivated me--and to find out that they were done by a person who has not even set foot in art school yet is absolutely astounding! Not only is the art itself marvelous, but her web page design is very easy on the eyes, managing to be both readable and attractive at one time. All this makes her goal of earning a living doing something with web design a very acheivable one. Isadora is a person who has truly immersed herself in the arts, and in addition to her writing and visual work, she is an avid music fan who studies the piano.
The true test of a Bastard's merit is her Vampire Hunting Technique, and Isadora does not let us down there! I'll allow her to explain:

First, I would find a group of vampYres. I would be wearing my cloak in the above picture as my disguise. Then I would start up a conversation with one, in which I would mention that I am the first vampYre. This would anger the vampYre, because it would also believe itself to be the first. Another one would hear it claim to be the true first, thus angering the other vampYre, also believing itself to be the original vampYre. If all goes well, a fight will break out in the whole group as they argue over the title, each one claiming to be the first vampYre. Then, as the fighting turns lethal, I'd make my escape...
HaHA! Creative camoflage to trap the enemy on its own turf... Very devious indeed. And, of course, violence always works when all else fails. Watch out--I'm really amassing quite an army of these bloodthirsty Bastards now!


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