Visit This Bastard's Page Devoted to the Utter Eradication of Silly Vampire People (Or at least their embarrassing webpages)
Visit This Bastard's Personal Home Page
It is with great pleasure that I introduce this week's Vampire Hunting Bastard. Paragon is indeed worthy of her name--she has done what I have wanted for a number of months to do: provide the online community with hours of entertainment at the expense of silly vampire people in the form of her page Retail Vampires. Retail Vampires is a marvelous page that can be thought of the Vampire Hunting Bastards' Prey. It's been in existence for only three weeks, and already she's stirring up controversy with the "UnDead" set with her scathing and merciless write-ups of their sites. There is certainly no dearth of morons out there, so I for one am looking forward to many weeks of hilarious criticism.
Her Vampire Hunting Method is pretty obvious, to say the least: Public Humiliation. She expounds on this: