Week of February 5, 1999
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This week's Bastard is definitely one of the most unique, funny, and all around unpredictable people I've met in my time on the net. Despite her adamant statement that she can't stand silly Vampire wannabes, she's had the dubious honor of winning a number of Vampire-themed awards, including 'RaGe's award and one of Darklady's awards. Don't take this to mean that she's some sort of wussy blood-drinking twit--no indeed! In her words:
i do funny tragic stuff...*like sheild my eyes from the artifical light* but its to make fun of the fantasy white wolf vampire children of the night..i dont have a problem with the role playing scene.. but i do have a problem with those trashy plastic fangs..*sings* bela lugosi's dead.. get over it.
Sure enough!
Rainey lives in Ocala, Florida and enjoys all types of music, with her favorite musical styles ranging from Goth to 80s pop to Death Metal. She's not afraid to have a good time and make light of any situation. Her sense of humor is evident on her page of pics she entitles "Me and My Friends Being Tragic"--it includes the stereotypical array of cemetary shots so common on Gothy pages.
As for her Vampire Hunting Technique, she sent me the following picture as an illustration:
If you're having trouble reading the little thought bubbles, here's a translation:
Inana (on the left): "Ho! Ho! They don't know we will live forever!
Justin (to her right): "We are Vampires!"
Rainey (on the right): "I am Goth Princess Rainey the Vampire Slayer. You will die by the hands of moi! BACK Vampire Scum!"
Well, I am suitably impressed. Here is yet another challenge to the alleged Vampire Community. Damn--I'm building up quite an army of hunters here, I do believe!
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