MATERNAL GRANDMOTHER:

• Tote   (Whatever that means...)
  
• Mr. SmartyPantalones!
• Encylopedia Will
• Will Boy

LATE MATERNAL GRANDFATHER:

• Mudcat   (A mudcat is a type of catfish)

PATERNAL GRANDMOTHER:

• Mupsie
  
• Will-o

LATE GREAT-GRANDFATHER:

• Man   (Yes, he would actually say things like: "Hey, Man...")

PATERNAL UNCLE:

• Pancho

MATERNAL AUNT:

• Mr. Will   (Others have called me this too. I think she was the first.)
  
• Snerklet -- "Listen here, Snerklet! You're just being a little too cute with your comments."
  

MOTHER:

• Michelin Man   (I was a fat baby)
  
• Willie
  
• Mr. Clean   (I like things clean)
• Willie Boy

SISTER:

• Bubba
  
• Bubbie
  
• Scum Bag
  
• Dirt Bag
  
• One Weird Cookie
  
• Wee-Lee

MARTA:
High school friend.

• Wil Pil
  
• Weeny
  
• Sir William

CYNDI:
High school friend/girl I had a crush on.

• Duffus

ALBA:
Friend.

• Willie-Boy

Names I was called when I went by the screen name
h y p h e m a:

• Hyphe
  
• Hyphy
  
• Hyph
  
• Hyp
  
• Hy

RISSA (aka RIS):
Friend.

• Buddybear   (This came from Winnie the Pooh. I believe Tigger says it.)
  
• My Hyph
  
• Puppy Dog
  
• #1 Flame
  
• Flame
  
• Loser
  
• Dream Guy
  
• Homie
  
• Buddy
  
• Cowboy
  
• King of Analogies
  
• Mr. Man
  
• Cutie Pie
  
• Hercules/Herc
  
• Wonderboy
  
• George [of the Jungle]
  
• Xander
  
• Angel
  
• Little Goofball
  
• Mr.
  
• Lollipop
  
• Don Juan
  
• Prince
  
• Mr. Secret Boy
  
• Mr. William
  
• Mr. Mailliw
  
• Mail Will
  
• Kinkmeister
  
• Silly Willy Hilly Nilly Billy Will
  
• Earl, the Truckstop Man
  
• The Goofmeister (aka Goof)
  
• Will: King of Goofyland
  
• Lord of the Deep Dark Dungeon Hidden in Your Mind
  
• You Big Freak
  
• Messenger Boy -- "Wait... I feel a nickname coming on. Messenger Boy. Who is that Greek dude who is the messenger?" ("Hermes = Greek messenger guy" -- Sachiel)
  
• Pokie
  
• You Low-down Tingle Boy
  
• Mr. Cheat
  
• Mi Hyphema
  
• Charlie Brown
  
• My Fella
  
• Bum
  
• Uncle Will
  
• Corny Nut
  

Name that several people--Rissa, Julie, Karen, etc.--have called me (Not sure who deserves the credit):

• (Mr.) Pun Guy*   (I make puns)

NESSA:
Friend.

• Smartass*
  
• Sugarbaum   (NESSA claimed this is a type of candy. Can anyone back her up?)
  
• Buttercup
  
• My Almighty Savior
  
• Ya' Fruit Nut
  
• Twizzler Face
  
• You Psycho Nut
  
• Willaby Wibbly Wallaby
  
• Willowed
  
• Sir Willwick
  
• "All hail Will, THE King of the Catpeople."
  
• Owh Oibviously Glreat Olne
  
• Will-be-sure-to-reply
  
• Mister Not-As-Fresh-As-An-August-Daisy
  
• Kewpie Boy
  
• Sweetcakes
  
• Willamas
  
• Great Leader of the Amazon Women Internet Harem (GLAWIH)
  
• Willabi/Willst/Willcher (also known as Brother Will and High Priest Willaby)
  
• Will-do-this-for-me-because-you're-a-very-nice-person-and-if-you-don't-do-this -for-me-I-will-get-very-upset-and-we-really-don't-want-to-see-me-upset-now-do- we,-Will?
  
• Will-Defender Of Those In Need Of Silly Assistance
  
• Sweet William
  
• Sock Boy (aka Defender of the Socks)
  

H.C. (aka WISH):
Friend.

• Pres
  
• W i l l-chan*
  
• W i l l-kun*
  
• W i l l-sensei
  
• Mr. I've-Got-So-Many-Nicknames-Wish-Almost-Fell-Asleep-Reading-Them
  
• Hunkmeister (aka Pajama Hunkmeister aka PJ Hunkmeister)
  
• Werehentai
  
• Mr. Chancing Man
  
• Spike
  
• Willard
  
• Sir W i l l

CARMEN:
Friend.

• Willzie
  
• Wilky Way
  
• Willness*
  
• Dipstick
  
• Doodoo Head
  
• Will Quack Quack   (CARMEN said this nickname came from a "cartoon about this little duck")
  
• Willy Wonka
  
• Ooky Pooky Wooky Shnnnnnooky Cooooooky
  
• Wet Willy
  
• Night Crawler
  
• Silly-Willy-Quite-Contrary How Does Your Garden Grow? (aka Will-Quite-Contrary)
  
• You Crazy Werid (sic) Irresistible Nut You
  
• Baby Blue Sunburst Willy Wonka Colored Munky Wunky
  
• Shmoof Moof
  
• Funny Munky Wunky
  
• Nutty Buddy
  
• Silly Buns
  
• A Total Jackass -- "YOU..are a total jackass!!!!!!!!! lol *kicks you*"
  
• WillyMarryMe
  
• Mr. I Have No Enthusiasm So When I Like Something I Simply Say "Pretty Cool"
  
• SillyWillyNuttyBuddy
  
• A DAMM Good-looking Critter!
  
• Tugboat Willy
  
• Silly Will Guy
  
• WillyMakeYouWet