Elvis Stojko

To win a silver medal at all
Is impressive
But
To do it when facing agony
Is heroic
There is no better skater to wear warrior costumes
-Laurel

He can jump, he can skate
He can point and grimace and shake
Always bragging 'bout the quad
Now having problems with his bod
life is so unfair
-Debbie

Stocky, husky, big, and bulky
Martial arts on ice is tacky
Why don't you try hockey?
-JMS

Went to Olympics
To win gold medal but groin
Hurt. Ouch Ouch Ouch Ouch
-Jenna

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