Maria Butyrskaya

"Ode to Bootyskaya"
Bootyskaya, Bootyskaya, going for the gold at Worlds
I can't wait to see your triple jumps and watch your Beilman twirls
In case of an emergency
Do your axel, with turns of three
And you'll find yourself on the podium looking down on the girls

With your hair so gold you'll need a medal to match
Do a routine from "Evita," will you win? Natch!
Put your hair in a bun
And then you'll be the one
That the eye of the judges will catch
-Chachie

Who is that sourpuss stomping off the ice?
Leaving the kiss 'n' cry before her marks are done
Don't worry , Maria , your time will come
-Debbie

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