Blinkin: Oh Master Robin! [hugging a statue] You lost your arms in battle! But you grew some nice boobs.
[Pointing to the bat droppings on the floor]
Robin of Locksley: Blinkin, I'm over here.
Robin of Locksley: Prepare for the fight scene!
Latrine: My family changed its name to Latrine over 14 generations ago. It was a good change.
Prince John: That's a good change?
Latrine: It USED to be SHITHOUSE!
Man in church: Hey Abbot!
Abbot: I hate that guy!
Prince John: And why would the people listen to you?
Robin of Locksley: Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent.
Dracula: Dead and Loving It.(1995)
Dracula: The children of the night... what a mess they make.
[Dracula's nightmare sequence]
Dracula: I'm drinking wine...and eating chicken! And it's good!
[Looking into coffin of vampiress]
Jonathan Harker: She's alive?
Van Helsing: She's Nosferatu!
Jonathan Harker: She's Italian?
Van Helsing: Three tiny puncture marks on her throat.
Seward: Three?
Van Helsing: Two. Two tiny puncture marks on her throat.
Dracula: Renfield, wake up. You were having a nightmare.
Renfield: A nightmare? But it was so real, so vivid. Two voluptuous women, grinding, heaving. How to describe it. Have you ever been to Paris?
Dr. Seward: Oh Count Dracula, allow me to introduce Professor Abraham Van Helsing of London University. He's a doctor of rare diseases as
well as theology and philosophy.
Dr. Abraham Van Helsing: And gynecology!
Dr. Seward: Oh, I didn't know you had your hand in there too.
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