Now here are a few that you may not want your kids reading. Yea I know, it's so unlike me to post something like this. But I figured a few adult jokes wouldn't kill anyone. If you're under eighteen...just leave now!

Wild Bill

A man comes home from a nite out on the town with the boys. His wife asks if he did anything interesting.

He says "Sure did. I have a $100.00 bill tattooed on my penis."

His wife says, "Why on earth did you do a dumb thing like that?"

He replied, "Three reasons:

1. I like to play with my money.
2. I like to watch my money grow and,
3. The next time you feel like blowing a hundred dollars you can stay home.