The Houston Rockets

By Dan Wilkie

GET OUT WITH THAT CRAP!

Clyde takes it to the rack like only he can!

If i'm not mistaken, thats THE MAN himself, Mr Mario Elie with the monster dunk!

Look out Dennis, Charles is pissed off cause he's so far down the page! "These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it". Charles Barkley 1993  

Why the Rockets Are going to be the next NBA champs:

Yeah yeah yeah, Chicago Bull this: 102-86. Rockets win. Ok, so they may have beaten us the week before, but that was the fourth Rockets game in five days. Hardly ideal conditions for a team to play consistently good basketball. I am also hearing this talk of 'But we didnt have Rodman'. The Rodman situation was his own stupid, lame-ass, attention seeking, chameleon head fault. If you still want to whine about losing him for the Rockets game look who we had out: Charles Barkley. Same amount of rebounds as Dennis, but if you look at that points per game column you see that Bark scores 19.8 points per game, something that could have been sorely missed. So this proves that the Rockets are the kings of basketball. All of the Rockets have one goal in mind - The NBA Championship. And it is the NBA championship they will win, if they dont, i'll cry.  

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