THE SHIREHORSES
(now) I know (where I'm going) our kid
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| I'm a rock and rolling man in a crappy little van and I'm dead excited me, |
| We're doing our first gig at the Pocket Pie & Pig, |
| Got to be in Inverness by three. |
| Lard's at the wheel, had a Happy Eater meal, |
| Rock and Roll!!!!! |
| I've got a pair of leather keks and a pair of tinted specs and an
electronic guitar, |
| Started out at two and we're just approaching Crewe, |
| we haven't got very far. |
| His eyesight's crap and he hasn't got a map, just take me home..... |
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| Now I know where I'm going our kid, just
sit back enjoy the ride, |
| Well you'd better get it right or I'll
beat you senseless, |
| At Oxfam right, I'll just take the
next right. Well just get me there, I'm dead excited about this gig, you
know I am, you always spoil things for me! Sorry. |
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| Many miles on the clock and I'm ready to ROCK!,
how's it looking lard? |
| We're on the A37 and we're fast approaching Devon,
shall we stop off for a jar? |
| God I wish I'd never met this lardy feckless get, just take me home, |
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| Now I know where I'm going our kid, just
sit back enjoy the ride, |
| Please get it right 'cos I'm losing my senses, |
| Look, at Torquay right, I'll take
the next left. I'm gonna practise me singing right. The quantocks, is
that near Inverness? Yeah. |
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| Nonny nig noo and a shovel full of poo, I work on the land dum dum dee
dum... |
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Right, where're we up to. Bodley Salterton? Yeah,
that's just outside Scotland. It's absolutely nowhere near it! Just turn
the van round and get me back. Look here, Binnieford, 4
miles, Binnieford. It's just ouside Glasgow.It's nowhere near
it!!!!!!......
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