BABY BLOKE

you're gormless

g.o.r.m.l.e.s.s. What does that spell? I'l tell you later.

Remember that tank top I bought you...

Yes but you wrote "I'm a tosspot" on it...

I took you shopping on Saturday morning...

Yes you made me wear a bonnet!

I took a video camera

You filmed me naked in Cheadle.

Yeah, but I checked first that there was no-one about.

Yes, then you sent it to Jeremy Beadle!!! I did.

Because you're gormless,

But I'd do anything for you...

Yes, but you're gormless,

Yeah, I s'pose that's true. It is true! Alright.

I told you your clothes were manky,

You threw away my Armani shirt,

I rubbed an ice-cube on your bits,

Oh aye, you did. Blummin' eck. That hurt!!! Wussy.

Anyway, you just think I'm cheap.

What? I gave you twenty quid!!!

Yes you did. That's for cleaning the bog for the next five years.

But you'll probably forget to do under the lid!!! Why?

Because you're gormless,

But I'd do anything for you...

Yes, but you're gormless,

Now you mention it, I s'pose that's true. Actually no it's not! It is true! No it's not! It is true! I've got a grammar school education. You haven't. I have! You left before you took any exams.That's got nothing to do with it, I'm quite bright. I've got a lot of common sense! You got unclassified in basket weaving, didn't you? I did. Yeah well look anyway I'm a nice guy... You're thick as two short planks!.......