twingo
Some time a few years ago I somehow fell in love with this little car... I remember at first I had seen the ad for it in the cinema, and
was not very impressed yet. But the first time I saw one in real... !!! I think it was even love at first sight. :)
Now as I'll soon have my driving license, my biggest wish is a Twingo, but unfortunately it doesn't look like I'll get one too soon. I'd
prefer a Twingo to every other car in the world, but currently there seems to be no other possibility than dreaming on.
And to devote a part of my home page to it...
In case you don't know yet what a Twingo looks like, you best have a short look - attention, Java!! -
here, or here. (Without Java:
here and
here.)
More Twingo links, and the link to my Twingo related online club, are at the bottom of this page.
Twingo Jokes
!: These Twingo jokes are in no way meant offensive!! I do not consider to hurt
anyone with them, they just developed out of some thoughts of what I particularly love about this car.
- What happens to an average car driving over a speed bump without slowing down?
What happens to a Twingo doing the same?
- What happens to an average car crashing against a tree in reverse gear?
- The trunk gets smaller.
What happens to a Twingo crashing against a tree in reverse gear?
- The pancake effect... ouch
- How do you turn around a Twingo?
- Get out, lift it up, and set it down looking into the right direction!
- Where do you park an average car?
- In the garage.
Where do you park a Twingo?
- Next to the bedside table!
- A Twingo is hopping down the road. It is seen by two policemen, and stopped. "Excuse me, what the heck is wrong with your
car??", asks one of them. The driver answers: "It's not the car - it's my fault, I'm having the hiccups!"
(originally not by me)
Links to other Twingo pages (my faves, there are several more links on the first one of them)
