Name your Johnson here!
  1. Adam's Arsenal
  2. Appendage
  3. Arbor Vitae
  4. Artist's Brush
  5. Bagpipe
  6. Bald Headed Mouse
  7. Balls & Bat
  8. Baloney
  9. Banana
  10. Bat
  11. Bauble
  12. Bayonet
  13. Bean
  14. Beef
  15. Bell Rope
  16. Best Leg
  17. Big Jim & The Twins
  18. Big Uncle
  19. Bishop's Hat
  20. Blood Sausage
  21. Blue Veiner
  22. Bobbie's Helmet
  23. Boner
  24. Bop Gun
  25. Bowsprit
  26. Breakfast Boner
  27. Bushwhacker
  28. Butter Knife
  29. Callibistris
  30. Candle
  31. Cane
  32. Captian Standish
  33. Carrot
  34. Chicken Wing
  35. Chod
  36. Chubby
  37. Chum
  38. Cock
  39. Cod
  40. Coral Branch
  41. Crank
  42. Credentials
  43. Dawk
  44. Diamond Cutter (Cat couldn't scratch it)
  45. Dick
  46. Ding Dong
  47. Dingle Dangle
  48. Dangus
  49. Dirk
  50. Do-Dad
  51. Doohickey
  52. Dong
  53. Donkey's Ears
  54. Doddle Dandy
  55. Dork
  56. Drumstick
  57. Elephant's Trunk
  58. Family Jewels
  59. Fiddle Bow
  60. Fire Poker
  61. Fishing Rod
  62. Flapdoodle
  63. Flute
  64. Foreman
  65. Frigamajig
  66. Gadget
  67. Gap Stopper
  68. Giggle Stick
  69. Girlometer
  70. Gladius
  71. Goober
  72. Gooseneck
  73. Hammer
  74. His Eminence
  75. Horn
  76. Hose
  77. Hot Dog
  78. Instrument
  79. Irish Root
  80. Iron Bar
  81. Jiggling Bone
  82. Jing Jang
  83. John Thomas
  84. John Willie
  85. Johnson
  86. Johnson County
  87. Joint
  88. Jones
  89. Joy Stick
  90. Joy Toy
  91. Junior
  92. Key
  93. Kick Stand
  94. Knob
  95. Kracken (As in Unleash The ...!)
  96. Lance
  97. Length
  98. Lickin' Stick
  99. Little Brother
  100. Little Colonel
  101. Little Davey
  102. Little Fireman
  103. Little General
  104. Little Man with the Helmet
  105. Lizard
  106. Love Dart
  107. Love Muscle
  108. Magic Twanger
  109. Magic Wand
  110. Main Vein
  111. Majestic Spire
  112. Man Fruit
  113. Manhood
  114. Manliness
  115. Man Root
  116. Master Cylinder
  117. Master of Ceremonies
  118. Meatstick
  119. Meat Whistle
  120. Member
  121. Monkey (Spank the...)
  122. Mr. Happy
  123. Mr. Johnson
  124. Mr. Merrymaker
  125. Mr. Tom
  126. Nimrod
  127. Old Blind Bob
  128. Old Fella
  129. Old Hornington
  130. One-Eyed Milkman
  131. One-Eyed Pocket Trout
  132. One-Eyed Trouser Snake
  133. Organ
  134. Peacemaker
  135. Pecker
  136. Pee Pee
  137. Pen
  138. Pencil
  139. Pendulim
  140. Pepperoni
  141. Perch
  142. Pestle
  143. Peter
  144. Phallus
  145. Piccolo
  146. Pickle
  147. Pied Piper
  148. Pile Driver
  149. Pindle
  150. Pink Torpedo
  151. Pipe
  152. Piston
  153. Plaything
  154. Pleasure Piston
  155. Plug
  156. Po Po (Yes, Po Po)
  157. Pointer
  158. Poker
  159. Pole
  160. Pony
  161. Porkeroon
  162. Pork Sword
  163. Post
  164. Priapus
  165. Prick
  166. Pride and Joy
  167. Privates
  168. Probe
  169. Prod
  170. Prong
  171. Pud
  172. Pump Handle
  173. Purple Headed Warrior
  174. Putz
  175. Quarter Master
  176. Quill
  177. Quimstake
  178. Radish
  179. Red Cap
  180. Rhubarb
  181. Rod
  182. Rolling Pin
  183. Rooster
  184. Root
  185. Rudder
  186. Saber
  187. Saint Peter
  188. Salam
  189. Sceptor
  190. Schlong
  191. Schvance
  192. Schvancstucker
  193. Screwdriver
  194. Shaft
  195. Schillelagh
  196. Short Arm
  197. Sir Martin Wagstaff
  198. Skin Flute
  199. Spindle
  200. Spout
  201. Staff
  202. Stalk
  203. Stanley
  204. Stargazer
  205. Stem
  206. Stiffy
  207. Strap
  208. Sword
  209. Tackle
  210. Tallywhacker
  211. Tassle
  212. Tee Tee
  213. Tent Snake
  214. Thing
  215. Thingamabob
  216. Third Leg
  217. Thorn
  218. Throbber
  219. Tickle Tail
  220. Tickler
  221. Tinker
  222. Tool
  223. Toy
  224. Tube Snake
  225. Ugly
  226. Uncle Dick
  227. Unemployed, The
  228. Unit
  229. Upright Citizen
  230. Veinous Maximus
  231. Wang
  232. Wang Dang Doodle
  233. Wankle
  234. Wares
  235. Waterworks
  236. Wazoo
  237. Weapon
  238. Wedding Kit
  239. Weenie
  240. Weiner
  241. Whacker
  242. Whistle
  243. Whizzer
  244. Wick
  245. Wife's Best Freind
  246. Wigga Wagga
  247. Willy
  248. Winkle
  249. Woody
  250. Worm
  251. Ying Yang
  252. Zubrick