I had to put the toilet seat down  times cuz of YOUR guests, "dear"

Something to read while U sit and wait and sit...

 GERMAN STUFF

ALB ANECDOTES:: Aelbler-Teen-Stories fuer deutsche Besucher. 

AMERICAN STUFF

TOILET PAPER:: Do not read this paper!

DO THE POOPSI TEST:: is u umurkin or furriner?

LOST IN TRANSLATION:: what you say (wrong) and what it means

THE XKRAUT FILES

weirder than TV and twice as true 

WHAT  IS  WRONG  WITH  US  !

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