"The Quest"

Every time i open a bag of M&M's there is a specific procedure i must follow in order to eat them properly. i take the first two M&M's out of the bag and position them carefully, one on top of the other, between my thumb and fore finger. i then press my fingers together until one of the M&M's cracks. This is the weak one, which must be eliminated. i eat the broken one, and then, take another M&M out of the bag and position it against the winner, the unbroken one, and again squeeze them together to see which one will break first. i repeat this process with each M&M in the bag until i have only one left. This is my champion, the strongest and most powerful candy in all the bag. The weaker, inferior ones have been consumed.
I do not eat this last M&M. Instead, when i have enough of these champions, one from eavery bag, i send them to the M&M processing plant with a letter informing the director; "Please use these M&M's for reproductive purposes." After a few weeks they then send me a thank you letter and a free bag of M&M's. This is my research grant. With it, i continue my quest for the strongest, most superior M&M. for the strongest and most protective shell in all the world. i will find this M&M. that alone in all the worl is the only M&M never broke, that is the greatest M&M of all.
There can only be one.