Here are some quotes said at various times by the Road Rules 8 S.A.S. cast:
Shawn and Yes - Those are my two cuties. My bitches. - Pawel
I'm actually the only one that has been fortunate enough to see all the boys ah, nude, and see all their packages...You know, save that little mental note for later. - Veronica
I don't think Ayanna's a witch..Man, but Yes is a vampire. I mean, I'm convinced about that. You know, that fool, he sleeps during the day and comes out at night. He's a vampire. I don't care what you say. - Shawn
I have this big fear of parasites and things living inside of me... - Shawn
Why the hell are they going to put me on a doggoned pile of sticks, try to burn my ass up like Joan of Arc, if its not a damned witch hunt? You tell me. Tell me. Call me Joan of Arc...call me Joan of F***ing Arc. -
Shawn, like he makes his bed every morning. I mean you open up...his top drawer...and all his stuff is more ogranized than my Grandma, you know? I laugh at him for that. - Yes
Veronica's not sexy. When her mouth is closed, she's sexy. - Yes
Women confuse the hell out of me. They really do. That's, that's the truth. Women confuse me majorly. - Pawel
My elephant told me when that painting was finished - Pawel
Bob Marley is an international language - Pua
Veronica has a whole wardrobe...She has like eight bathing suits, three of which are for swimming in and five are for just like hanging out in. - Pawel
I have seen more of Shawn's butt than I've seen of anybody's butt in my entire life. I have not even seen my own butt that much. Thank You. - Ayanna
Math, oh God, math just sucks, man. Why do we have to have math? Sometimes I think, you know, why? Why math? - Pua
I think we're going to make asses out of ourselves. - Pua
The boys suck on this ship, man. - Pua
If you catch any animal in the act of fornication, you'll get 5 points. - Veronica
I just saw a lady rip the head off a frog, peel its skin off, put it in a bowl and...I watched Kermit jump around with no skin and no head. He couldn't even say 'ribbit.' He was jsut, just jumping around...I meang, ugh! Straight up, um...its nasty. - Ayanna
...The most I roughed it was last year in Costa Rica...but I stayed in a hotel. - Veronica
Veronica and her seven bags, oh Lord! I knew we were in trouble from jump...I had to stuff everything into two bags and this girl has five, six, seven bags - six, seven pair of shous - six, seven bathing suits. Ridiculous - Shawn
I'm just as flirtatious with Shawn as I am with Audrew (an SAS Student) or Veronica. - Yes
I am extremely optimistic. I see the world as a big breast - ripe for the sucking. - Pawel
This trip has really made me question my intelligence - Veronica
I pick my toes, and I smell that stuff that is underneath...my toenails 'cause they smell good sometimes...i don't know, its something about smellin' that stuff. - Ayanna
The male-to-female ratio on this trip is way higher than I thought it would be. I think its seven to three, and that's cool with me. - Yes
Penises aren't the most gratifying things to stare at...or to wake up to...hanging over your head or something. - Veronica
...Life is too fickle to have like really concrete goals...I mean, tomorrow I could just - my foot could fall off...or I could grow another foot and that would just change everything. You know, I would all of a sudden be on the cover of The Enquirer, the girl with three feet, you know what I mean? - Ayanna
Now that I've been in this trip for three months, I think I've learned not to masturbate with your microphone on, um, not to take a dump with your microphone on. Don't have sex with your microphone on. - Shawn
I deliberately say things to piss Ayanna off. She doesn't get pissed off. And its just like, 'Man, what am I doing wrong, you know?' She said the only way I can piss her off is if I play Backstreet Boys or Hanson or something. - Pua
Who steps on South Africa and says, 'Oh, I'm going to pierce my nipples?' That's just who Pua is - Shawn
Veronica just ate a chicken foot and pulled a toenail out of her mouth - Yes