I think this episode was extremely funny & entertaining!!!! Guys in drag? Smoochin' w/ cows? What's not to like?
The episode starts off w/ the Road Rules team sulking, because they've lost again. They also sulk, because Los hasn't returned to the bus, yet, and he's been gone all night. As Holly put it, "Hi, we're team Road Rules. There are only five of us." Also, in between, there are scenes of the guys from the Real World team at a strip club. Just lovely, Mike, Teck, & David. LOL Well, Los returns and apologizes to Veronica for swearing and yelling at her. Then, as Piggy & Veronica are about to take a shower, Piggy says she's surprised. Then, Los informs us on why he left the night before, and says that he "had to get out of the environment". Also, he explains that he sometimes gets mad and doesn't know the reason why. But, he never actually tells us where he went!!!! C'mon, Los, u gotta let us know where u were, that's one of the big reasons Bunim-Murray put that as a cliffhanger last episode, so people could find out where u went, Los!!!! *Sigh*
Anyway, they drive to Kentucky, and who's there, but KEFLA from RR Australia. He gives Piggy a hug and greets all the cast. I'm happy to see him again, he was really cool. He leads the Challengers to their mission, which is to catch snakes. The Road Rules team has to catch the green snakes and the Real World team has to catch ribbon snakes. Those snakes are small, and not that bad, but it's the snakes around them that are bad. There are anacondas and other huge snakes, that bite. :( Whichever team catches the most of their type of snake wins. Kefla gives them the "reason" they've been losing. He hands them the horns (the bull skull that's always on the front of the winnebago) and they all touch it for good luck. A little before that, Amaya was bragging abot how the RW team would win again and the RR team would keep losing. Sorry, but that girl is soooo annoying. This is clearly not the same Amaya that was on Real World Hawaii. She's totally changed and it's REALLY buggin' me.
The teams have to go in the and get the snakes in pairs. The first set of pairs top go in are Los & Dan from the RR team and Teck & Kat from the RW team. In the midst of the 1st round, David sings a wonderful song about the snakes. LOL The Road Rules team is ahead, because the RR team got 20 snakes and the RW team only got 14. The next pairs to go in are Piggy & Holly and Mike & Amaya. Once again, the RR team gets more snakes. This time the RR team got 20 and RW team got 10. The final, and last pairs to go in are Yes & Veronica and David & Heather B. Since, Veronica is freaked out byt the snakes, she holds the bag, while Yes catches the snakes. In the last round, the RR team caught 14 & RW caught 12. The final tally: 54 for the RR team and 36 for the RW team. The RR team is relieved to be receiving their 10,000 E*Trade dollars and once again Amaya is complaining. This time, she's saying that it wasn't fair, because the color of the RR team's snakes were green and "stayed in one place", while theirs "camouflaged" and were "just scatter off". C'mon, Amaya. Just give it up, you lost. There's no more to it.
They go back to the buses and, the next morning, Heather B. and Piggy are the first one's to see a box outside the buses. They go out to investigate and find out that it's for a mini-mission scavenger hunt. There are 6 things listed, they have to do 3 of them and it's worth 6,000 E*Trade dollars. Whichever team completes them first, wins. They also have to document all the events w/ Polaroid cameras.
The six tasks are: 1. One member must kiss a live cow on the face. 2. All 3 male members must dress in full drag and then go out into the public and sign 10 autographs for complete strangers. 3.The whole team must play truth or dare for a minimum of 1 hr. 4. Buy baby clothes and dress a real, live alligator. 5.Two team members must ask permission from a private pool owner, to skinny dip. 6.Ask a stranger if you can shave their head.
First, Teck & Mike of RW skinny dip in a girl named Heather's friend's pool. They do it gladly. LOL Then, u see Piggy & Holly skinny dipping in someone's pool. When they flash back to the Real World team, Teck turns around, flashing his butt the camera singing Tommy Lee's song, "Get Naked". Next, the RW and RR teams try to get a cow to kiss them. They both failed. The RW team gets angry when Kat hesitated to kiss the cow. They lay all the blame on her, and I feel bad, because, she just made a mistake, like the rest of them, and they're putting all the blame on her. Anyway, both teams start to play truth or dare. When selecting truth to Holly, Piggy reveals that she hasn't gotten any onthe trip, yet. Amaya says, when asked if she likes kissing other women, by Mike, "I've kissed another woman." and also says, "It's pretty O.K., but I'm a dick chick." Wonderful.LOL When asked whether he's ever been chastized in school, for playing w/ his penis, David says, "No. They've always respected me for it":) When Los dares Veronica to stick her hand down the bus toilet, she (ewwwwwwwww) does it and looks like she'll throw up soon, while doing it. David dares Amaya to "make out w/ Kat". She kisses, but doesn't exactly "make out" w/ Kat. Oh, well. Then, Veronica dares Dan to kiss Yes. They do, but the first time, the camera got messed up, so they have to do it, again!!!! In all, they kiss 2 times, I'm not exactly sure what the third one was for, but I sympathize for them. I think the RR team did a good job spreading out their time, because, while playing truth or dare, they were doing the make-up and dressing the guys in drag.
It's funny, 'cause David says, "Look at Latifah!" Teck looks exactly like Queen Latifah in his drag outfit, and he sings just like a woman, too. Sorry, Teck, but u do. Anyway, they show the RW guys dressed in drag and signing autographs. They also show the RR guys signing autographs. It's funny, 'cause some middle-aged woman looks up Yes' skirt, whil signing an autograph, leaning on a car. He says,"Y'all wanna stare at my booty." The RW team are at a gas station, wiping windows for cars, and when Teck sexily wipes a window, the driver stormily drives away. hehehe:) Mike sounds SO much like a drag queen, when he was explaining what he'd do. That was scary. The get back to the buses, and the RR team says that they were done at 12:30 and the RW team says that they were done at 1:30. Amaya throws a hissy fit, because they lost again and acts really mean, dissing the RR team and all. OK, if I hear her say one more thing like that I'm gonna scream. Well, next week, pie eating, pig's feet, and more at the Redneck Games. Stay tuned...