This episode starts off w/ Los & Piggy discussing Scrabble. Los says that because Piggy used a couple English words, he should be able to use ebonic words. He says it's an alternative language. Piggy disagrees and says to find someone else to play w/. In Piggy's words: "We've been having this running argument about who's blackest, basically." Los says like a jerk, "I'm not a closet racist. I'm a straight up, straight out racist." In the last episode he said that Piggy wasn't black, she was jus visiting. Los is really starting to get on my nerves.

The gang gets their clue, which tells them that they'll be participating in a home-made bikini contest. Veronica & someone else make fun of David's Boston accent when saying 2:00 PM sharp (shop). Then, the RW bus discusses how they think that Amaya has wrecked alot of the missions w/ her fake sicknesses and frequent complaints. But, Kat sticking up for her friend, says that she's the gold mine to this mission and she'll be a big help creating the swimsuits. They arrive in Key West, Florida, at the Hog's Breath Saloon. A guy talks to them about what they will be doing in the contest. He gives them rules & regulations and a couple of mini-vans to drive around in. Amaya informs us that she will be the captain of her team for this mission and tells her teammates that if they wanna do this right, they gotta listen to her. The Real World team's basic theme is games. Whoever's w/ Amaya will be Candy Land. Then, it flashes to the Road Rules team picking partners. Veronica says that Los & Piggy will make a great match, because of their ethnic similarities. Piggy is beyond annoyed about that. Especially since the next day will be her birthday. Yes & Veronica and Holly & Dan are the other two pairs. At the moment, they know that Yes & Veronica will have a trash/recycled theme. Dan & Holly and Piggy & Los are "stuck for ideas". Then, the RWers go shopping for swimsuit materials. The RRers begin to, but Los is out doing his own thing, and Piggy is sleeping, because she had a little 2 much to drink at Hog's Breath. So, Dan & Holly and Veronica & Yes go shopping. It's funny, because Yes mentions using tuna fish cans, and Veronica refuses, saying it's an insult to all women. So, Yes suggests a pineapple can, Veronica says any type of fruit's O.K. LOL

Flash over to the Real World team. The girls try on some really high platform shoes, that Amaya says make her feel like "Barbie". Holly says that her & Dan have nothin'. Then, it's later in the evening, and Holly aks Los what he's thinking for his costume, but he doesn't respond. He asks crazy and won't answer any of them. This pisses Piggy off, and she spazzes out at him. (Thank you, I've wanted to see that for a long time.) He reacts harshly back at her and it starts a fight. He admits when someone asks hima question, he can't be bothered to answer, yet still doesn't understand why that's rude.

They go to the next day, and show the RW girls working and sewing costumes together. It's early in the morning. The RW guys went off scuba diving. They complain to the guys (when they get back) taht they've been working all morning w/out air conditioning, and it's not fair that they went off scuba diving in the midst of this. The guys misinterpret this, and think they're just complaining. Mike says he's still gonna get together w/ his partner (Amaya) and the RW team will win it. The other pairs are Teck & Heather B. and Kat & David. Amaya makes Mike buy whipped cream, and asks him to buy a pair of nyude pantyhose, size A. He does this half jokingly. Then, Piggy asks Los if he'll come shopping w/ her or if she has to shop for him. He chooses the second option. So, Holly, Piggy, & Veronica go out to the store and buy feathers, sequins, rhinestones, glitter, and other odds n' ends for Los & Piggy's costume. Next, there are scenes of the Road Rules team creating their costmes. Yes staples Veronica's garbage bag bakini top (while it's on her) in some unusual places. Afterwards, Piggy explains that the look she & Los will be sharing is gonna be feathers, and it's not getting too far. Holly & Dan's costume theme will be golf. There are scenes of them making the costumes and Dan trimming up the golf balls on the bakini breasts. Also, they jokingly fight about where she shoulf put the mini-flag. Dan says to put it in the center ogf the front part of her bakini bottom. Holly says she loves her mother to much to do that.

It's the night of the big event, and the Real Worlders are getting their costumes and make-up/accessories ready. Amaya claims that she looks like a prostitute, and she has a red bakini bottom, a revealing red bikini top and a platinum blonde wig. Also, she's got big, black platforms on. Her partner, Mike, says he doesn't "even know where Mike is". He says that he's "Sugardaddy". He's got a black afro, no shirt, and a bathing suit bottom on. He also has sunglasses. Kat is putting gold glitter all over her body for her & David's Greek theme. She's wearing a wreath, white skirt, and white top, and big white platforms. She's got gold glitter all over. Heather comes out, and gains a whistle from David. She's wearing a skimpy bakini bottom, skimpy bakini top, a red see-through vail w/ playing cards all over it. Rhinestones on her face, and her hair is put up w/ a wrap. She also has high heels. David has nothing, but white materal as a bottom. He also has gold glitter all over. Teck has black tights (huh?) and a red bottom on. He also has a top hat on.

Heather B. tells her Halloween horror story. When she was in 2nd grade, she got to school and pulled her costume out. It was Frankenstein, so she just started crying. She traded w/ this guy to find out that he was Moses. She's like: "How can you be Moses in the second grade?" After that, she never got dressed up again. She says it's her chance to redeem herself.

Then, they arrive at the place, to see tents set up for them. We get into the Road Rules tent to see them prepare and show their costumes. Veronica's wearing a bakini top made out of a trash bag. She has an aluminum foil skirt and saran (sp?) wrap in her hair. She also has rhinestones on her arms and silver glitter on her face. Yes has a tank top made out of a garbage bag and cargo shorts also made outta a garbage bag on. He has silver glitter on his face and silver shoes. Dan has a kilt-type thing on, a golf club, a sign that says: "I Play Rough" across his stomach and a golf visor. Holly has a bakini top made out of golf grass w/ tees and balls on her breasts. She has a green bakini bottom on w/ the mini golf-flag tucked in the side (guess she won the argument:) ). Piggy has a feather-made bakini bottom on and a feather-made bakini top. She has a hand-held feather mask. Los has a feather mask, too. He has bathing suit bottoms and sandals. Piggy has her hair all out and puffy. Los isn't acting like he cares at all.

They move into the place where the event is being held. The panel of judges is introduced. There are 6 judges, each judging on a 1-10 scale. So, the highest you can get is a 60. The first pair to go is Amaya & Mike. They really get into their characters, and Amaya feeds guys whipped cream. They earn a score of 49. Then, Piggy & Los go. Los doesn't put too much effort in, and says simply that they're the "feather people" and they live in an airborne winnebago. Piggy's so terrified, she can't speak. They get a 29. Next, Heather & Teck go. They earn a score of 44 pts. Yes & Veronica go and get lots of crowd support. They get a 50. Afterwards, Kat & David go. They get 50, also. Lastly, Holly & Dan go. They get the highest score of 56. Dan hits the balls off of her breasts, and into the crowd. But, because of Piggy & Los' overly low score of 29, the RW team wins w/ 143-135.

Piggy & Los get into a fight afterwards, and Piggy almost hits Los. Bob Kubilos ( the director) comes on the bus,a nd explains the no-hit rule to Piggy. She denies hitting him. When Bob asks Holly what she saw, she storms off the bus into a rage. She cries, remembering when Gladys got kicked off the show for hitting Abe. She didn't wanna hafta re-live it. Yes & Veronica comfort her. Los asks Heather to drive him to a hotel to sleep, because he's afraid of what Piggy might do to him. What a wimp. As Piggy said, "Yeah, I'm gonna beat the *bleep* out of him, because, I'm what, 50 pounds lighter." Heather asks him why. He explains and admits he wasn't helping the contest situation.

Next week, both teams are trapped in padded cells. The RR team's afraid Los will walk out.