REALLY Funny Sounds

These ones are a bit more "risque", but still very funny.....If I had to give them a rating, it would be from "PG" to "R"

 

akiss.wav 81k "Kiss my Entire Ass!"
artist.wav 27k Mel Brooks "Oh....a Bullshit Artist"
beatshit.wav 31k "You ask me one more question, and I'm Beating the Shit out of you"
bh_woody.wav 22k Butthead "I've still got a Woody Woodpecker"
boner.wav 48k Beavis & Butthead
breasts.wav 32k "Uh...sorry, I...I didn't hear ya....I was staring at your Breasts"
broomstk.wav 37k "I wish I was a witch, I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass"
candy.wav 46k "Candy is Dandy, but Diamonds just might get you laid"
celulite.wav 20k "You fat hunk a cellulite"
ckpenis.wav 19k "Nurse check his penis, is it longer than mine?"
crzybtch.wav 37k Exactly what it says......
damnwman.wav 23k "Damn Woman....What's gotten into you"
dick.wav 35k Ghostbusters "Yes...it's true, this man has no Dick"
livnhell.wav 30k "How would you like me to make your life a living Hell"
monkey.wav 10k "Do you want to touch my Monkey?"
monkeys.wav 52k Wayne's World "Cha...and Monkeys might fly outta my Butt"
pmsing.wav 48k "Oh my god...She's PMSing!!! RUN FOR IT!!!"
repair.wav 59k "Oh thank God, Vibrator Repair"
timessex.wav 39k Question:"How many times have you had Sex?"

Answer:"With actual People?"

urabrat.wav 59k Female "You're a brat, you'd better stop it Right Now, or I'm gonna send you to.........my room"
wanky.wav 57k very.......different
wussie.wav 27k "I'm sorry....was I asleep when you turned into a Big Wussie??"

These are all I have for right now, but rest assured, more are on their way.  If you have ANY sound requests, please feel free to e-mail me, and I can probably get them for ya.

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