These ones are a bit more "risque", but still very funny.....If I had to give them a rating, it would be from "PG" to "R"
akiss.wav | 81k | "Kiss my Entire Ass!" |
artist.wav | 27k | Mel Brooks "Oh....a Bullshit Artist" |
beatshit.wav | 31k | "You ask me one more question, and I'm Beating the Shit out of you" |
bh_woody.wav | 22k | Butthead "I've still got a Woody Woodpecker" |
boner.wav | 48k | Beavis & Butthead |
breasts.wav | 32k | "Uh...sorry, I...I didn't hear ya....I was staring at your Breasts" |
broomstk.wav | 37k | "I wish I was a witch, I'd shove my broomstick right up your ass" |
candy.wav | 46k | "Candy is Dandy, but Diamonds just might get you laid" |
celulite.wav | 20k | "You fat hunk a cellulite" |
ckpenis.wav | 19k | "Nurse check his penis, is it longer than mine?" |
crzybtch.wav | 37k | Exactly what it says...... |
damnwman.wav | 23k | "Damn Woman....What's gotten into you" |
dick.wav | 35k | Ghostbusters "Yes...it's true, this man has no Dick" |
livnhell.wav | 30k | "How would you like me to make your life a living Hell" |
monkey.wav | 10k | "Do you want to touch my Monkey?" |
monkeys.wav | 52k | Wayne's World "Cha...and Monkeys might fly outta my Butt" |
pmsing.wav | 48k | "Oh my god...She's PMSing!!! RUN FOR IT!!!" |
repair.wav | 59k | "Oh thank God, Vibrator Repair" |
timessex.wav | 39k | Question:"How many times have you had Sex?" Answer:"With actual People?" |
urabrat.wav | 59k | Female "You're a brat, you'd better stop it Right Now, or I'm gonna send you to.........my room" |
wanky.wav | 57k | very.......different |
wussie.wav | 27k | "I'm sorry....was I asleep when you turned into a Big Wussie??" |
These are all I have for right now, but rest assured, more are on their way. If you have ANY sound requests, please feel free to e-mail me, and I can probably get them for ya.