Zut Alors Index

LAST UPDATED MARCH 5 1999!!!!
The Zut Alors Piracy Club Data 

HISTORY OF THE CLUB:
The Zut Alors Piracy Club Was founded In Lunenburg, Nova Scotia, 
Canada in 1996. The club was founded by two beer swilling,chain 
smoking, long haired freaks named Madcow and Pierre.  
Madcow, who now prefers the swilling of tequila as well as beer,
is in fact a Land Lubber.  Pierre,on the other hand is a seasoned 
sailor.  
They were soon joined by Tommy boy, who does not have long hair, 
but could swill with the best of us!  Following Tommy Boy was 
Tankboy Tony...once again no long hair, but a freak none the less.  
Greybeard earned his stripes by havin a few to many one night and 
barking like a TRUE PIRATE...and he does have long hair!  
Three longhairs and two cleancuts...the town didn't have a chance!

PRIMARY GOAL  OF THE CLUB:
The goal of the Club is generally the mass consumption of 
libations, while promoting the Sea Faring history of the historic
port of Lunenburg ( pop. 2800 )
HISTORY OF THE TOWN:
Lunenburg is Home to one of Canada's largest fishing fleets, with 
a strong tradition in rum running during prohibition.  
THE CREW
President( in charge of Land Piracy ): Madcow
Vice President ( in charge of Ocean Piracy ): Pierre
Vice President ( in charge of River Piracy ): Tankboy Tony
Vice president ( in charge of Upper Canada ): Tommy Boy
Honorary V.P. ( in charge of barking like a Pirate ): Greybeard

The membership of the Club is made up of a Film Crew Tech., 
a sailor, a Tanker in the Cdn. Armed Forces, a Bank Manager, 
an Inn owner...
no career is safe from the everspreading clutches of the 
ZUT ALORS PIRACY CLUB!!!!!!!!!

This many Scallywags have visited since March 14 1998.