March 31, 2002:   Things you would never know if you did not
browse the tabloids while waiting for your wife at the counter in
the supermarket – today's headlines:


At last
  CHELSEA IN LOVE
              and he's just like her Dad!

                 [courtesy National Examiner]


CHELSEA ELOPES!
        and Bill tries to stop wedding

                       [courtesy the Globe]

        [Maybe it is her Dad? – Ed.]


CONNIE FRANCIS CAUGHT IN PORN SCANDAL

                                                                                        [courtesy the Globe]

        [It turns out that some of her old records were played as background music in some new porn movies. – Ed.]


LETTERS to the EDITOR!

sitoc wrote 4/8/02:

Sigh – now, how will i ever know if my pets are gay? – Sigh.

Well, you could watch them!   We've caught some of ours "at it." – Ed.


and sitoc wrote back:

More importantly:  Why would I care?

That's a better question.  And a perhaps even better question is, is it any
of our God-damn business! – Ed.



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March 17, 2002
:      Things you would never know if you did not
browse  the  tabloids  while waiting for your wife at the counter in
the supermarket – today's headlines (all courtesy Weekly World
News):


They're BAAAD!
  3 DIE IN RAMPAGE OF KILLER SHEEP


BRITNEY STOLE MY BODY!
                  Claims Crazed Drag Queen



HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PET IS GAY




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