Loitering listlessly listening to lengthy literary lectures?

Lachrymosely laboring with looming loneliness?

Looking for a little lighthearted levity?

Well lose those lugubrious low-downs and line up with other legendary lads and lasses for larger than life late-night lunacy!

Laugh leisurely in the lap of luxury listening to the latest local lore!

Lead lofty logical elucidations of linguistic license!

Link up with lawless loons in league with leftists and lay plans for lobbying lunkheaded landlords, licentious landfillers, and lame-duck lieutenants!

Leap, lunge, lurch and lightly plie to the lilting lyrics with lusty legions of luscious, limber, lightheaded lunatics!

Lounge lackadaisically in the living room with lovely lads and lasses!

Lock lips lavishly with Libras, Leos, or other luminous lovers!

For a lark lull lecherous lummoxes into licking lipids and lousy leftovers!

Lynch the latest lobotomized laity for listing loathsome litanies in libelous leaflets lavishly lumping lame left-leaning language!

Let loose on languorous litterbugs by lacing their liquids with laxatives!

Get loaded on lager libations with lethal larcenists and loud Lilliputian lackeys!

Lair:

Lewd lascivious liars, limp illiterate loafers with leaky lips,

lethargic leeches, and lifeless losers, leave off!