The Amazing New Q-Holed

THE AMAZING NEW Q-HOLED Made from 100% Spammer/Marketer

See below after reading for a pic!

You are one of potential buyers!

AN ALTERNATIVE TO BUYING THAT LOUSY "Q-STOW"!

I have invented the "Q-Holed", a cheap, easy, and portable way to keep your cue safe. It is readily available to you for FREE! Just take this inventor (the marketer/SPAMMER), and hunt him down. Now, here's what you do to make your VERY OWN "Q-Holed"!

1) Drug the Marketer just a bit
2) De-Pants him.
3) Make him bend over.
4) Insert cue in convenient expandable hole. This may take a lot of force.
5) Order him to stay still, and shut up.
6) You have your "Q-Holed!"
7) Check out the additional features stated below!

The thing about the "Cue-Holed" is that there are additional compartments, which are SIMPLY NOT AVAILABLE with the inferior "Q-Stow". These features include storage space for chalk, cue gloves, and tip-tappers. If there is not enough room, we include hooked bags for you to attach to your device! Heck, the "Q-Holed" even has two "extensions" that will hold up to two beverages!

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The most AMAZING thing about the "Q-Holed" is that it is PORTABLE. You may not think that is so special, because the "Q-Stow", our inferior competition, is as well. The UNIQUE thing about THIS portablility is that it is SELF-PORTABLE, and has VOICE RECOGNITION. You can actually TELL the device where to go, and it will MOVE BY ITS SELF! In fact, it can even take your cue and place it in "storage" on command! ---WOW!!!---

Here are some of the voice-commands you can give your "Q-Holed"!

- Stick It
- Hold Beer
- Dispense Beer (Special Uric Ale Only)
- Open / Close top compartment
- Go Away
- Change channels (Order your device to stand by the TV)
- AND MANY MORE!

So, buy your new "Q-Holed" TODAY! Supply is horribly limited to ONE, so hurry before your device "walks away"!! It's FREE!

HERE IS A PIC OF THE Q-HOLED!

The new Q-Holed (Cue-Holed), is a great way to get revenge, and in addition, a great new cue holder which will protect your cues! WOW! AND IT'S FREE!

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HEY RSB!

Can you guess what RSB'er did this????
Feel free to EMAIL ME (yes, a separate account), at
SeaMonkeyMan@hotmail.com
Feel free to comment on the page and picture, and your thoughts!

-------------- MY ANONYMOUS POST TO RSB ---------------------
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Now THAT's marketing! Ouch! (Pun not intended). Hey Best of RSB... I'm looking in your direction! I'm a hero! OW! My "Inflatable Ego" device is on overinflate! Ooops!
WHO AM I?? WHAT RSBER? Not Smorgass Bored or Ray from PR... but who?
EMAIL ME
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and comment on the site, and maybe take a guess!