PNE '90
.
When working
at the PNE, at Exhibition time,
Each one has
its characters, on which to base a rhyme.
This year no
exception, with many from T.V.,
Still others
from the comics page, were there for you to see.
.
First our leader
"Gilligan", who made his fair debut,
With the time
worn old expression, "You are in a lot of poo!"
Another was
"Bud Bundy", with the ladies he's a hit,
Especially
the teenage ones, aged fifteen and a bit.
.
Next came "Elroy
Jetson", with his fairly charming style,
Even wearing
women's clothing, he had on a winning smile.
Then came "Little
Abner", who was always hanging 'round,
And learned
about humility, while dangling off the ground.
.
The funniest
among the group, and the laughter that they gave,
"Big Slide
Jim" the leader, and his partner "Dirty Dave".
The "Scrounger"
kept us well supplied, with sustenance and beer,
For parties
"Ronnie Diamond", sang tunes for us to hear.
.
Among the group
a killer lurked, the gang boys would not cross,
"No Mercy
Marcie" is her name, she showed them who was boss.
The "Phantom"
lost his handcuffs, in our tiny changing room,
They came back
with a letter, all scented with perfume.
.
But time has
quickly passed us by, the fair is at an end,
The parties
all are over now, we all are round the bend.
So to quote
our leader "Gilligan", addressed to you and me,
"Let's
go do one final sweep, we all get paid 'till three."
.
PC 664 T.J.
Gowdyk 90-09-04 (78)