Vice Doublesting

The boys in Vice, were working late, with nothing much ongoing,

So just to stir the fires up, a plan was quickly growing.

A little joke, the boys would play, on the unsuspecting quarry,

Every detail closely planned, with nothing left to worry.

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They sent their man out, for the trick, picking up a hooker,

And had him target one they found, she really was a looker.

When the deal had been worked out, the young guy flashed his tin,

But then the hooker pulled a badge, and flashed a toothy grin.

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The young PC, had visions of, the end of his career,

As the undercover hooker, called her backup, to appear.

But now the story takes a twist, as they drove the guy around,

The Vice guys had all been told, he escaped and went to ground.

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Then they had the victim of, the Vice Squad special sting,

Pick up the mobile cell phone, and give the boys a ring.

Before he could explain himself, to the leader of the joke,

The phone was disconnected, leaving panic stricken folk.

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He was finally let in on the joke, revenge can be so nice,

They had him phone the office, to sting the boys from Vice.

He told them he was finished, with no reason he could give,

Maybe he would end it all, there was no place he could live.

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The Vice guys, screamed and shouted, in voices loud and clear,

Admitting their complicity, and reacting to their fear.

Still talking on the telephone, he strolled into their lair,

Revealing they'd been double-stung, which was only really fair.

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The moral of the story, for pranksters now and then,

Revenge sometimes will come your way, you never know just when.

Nothing in the pranksters world, can have a nicer ring,

Than when the victim gets the laugh, and pulls the Double-Sting!!

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PC 664 T.J. Gowdyk 92-09-01 (96)