Wascally Wabbit

A wandword tenant disagwee, things are not too funny,

Send powice to deal with her, and her wabbit called Bugs Bunny.

Kiewon and his partner, the smaller Wobby Bwunt,

Attended at the addwess, to go on this bunny hunt.

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Now Kiewon is the bigger, so he was fiwst inside,

He started searching high and woe, to take this bunny for a wide.

Be vewy vewy quiet, he told everyone around,

Maybe I can make old Bugs, wun and go to gwound.

Underneath the sofa, behind a chest of dwawers,

Wacing wound through evewy woom, acwoss the covered fwoors.

Kiewon was as lucky, as the hapless Ewmer Fudd,

Who never did succeed in spiwwing, a dwop of Bugs's bwood.

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I'll catch that wascally wabbit, said Wobby wif a gwin,

Just watch and see the master work, I'll bwing dat wabbit in.

Slowly working side to side, he slowed the wabbit's wun,

And backed him to a corner, his job would soon be done.

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Finally Bugs Bunny, just gave up on the chase,

He settled in the corner, they stood there face to face.

Wobby moved in for the kill, Bugs would be the pwize,

But, this cwafty wittle bunny, still had one more surpwise.

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As Wobby weached to gwab him, Bugs got Wobby good,

And bit him on the finger, fweeing wots of bwood.

Now the story at the hospital, kept evewyone amused,

To see the big powicemen, that a bunny had abused.

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Yosemite Sam and others, tried just like Elmer too,

Now Brunt and Kieron join the gwoup, consisting of so few.

The boys have wearned a wesson, wearned by evewy cartoon kid,

You just can't beat Bugs Bunny, 'cause no one ever did.

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PC 664 T.J. Gowdyk 94-06-02 (113)