Know your damn role and adopt my opinion...
"The Gord Says" will be posted approximately every two weeks and will be the
most biased, narrow minded column you have ever read. The Gord will offer his
comments on the angles, stories and happenings in the WWF. Rather than recap previous
Raw's and pay per views , "The Gord" will offer and push his opinion on you until you
accept it for what it is; the right opinion. He will refer to himself in the third
person as a tribute to the best damn Corporate Champ of all time, The Rock.If you disagree with The Great One,
you are encouraged to e-mail him at u77gwp@morgan.ucs.mun.ca and
in a matter of three seconds, and The Gord means three seconds, he will lay the smack
down on every one of you rudy-poo's who dares to go one on one with The
Great One, if ya' smell what The Gord is cookin'?
- The Only Way Brett Hart Can Save His Career!:
- After seeing Bret Hart grovel to the fans for attention on the March 21st edition of Nitro,
the Gord angrily took a break from his studies and began to write a new column. But this
article would be different, and truly difficult to write, Gord began typing words he thought
he would never say...WHY BRET HART SHOULD RETIRE!
Article by: Gordon Payne
99/03/25
The Rock?...Gord Says number 4!
- Top 10 Champs Ever? That's Easy:
- A little while ago, The Great One presented his "top ten" list of WWF champs to a few friends
so as The Gord ponders and collects his thoughts on
his first article, he has decided that your monkey asses will be blessed by The Great One with the privilege of reading such a list. Remember, these are honest picks and the
wrestlers are classified in order. The Great One has also provided a brief explanation on each
pick...so enlighten your self and read this now!
Article by: Gordon Payne
99/03/04
