ow to change a diaper in the dark, in a parked car, on a
standing toddler - simultaneously.
Which lines of The Cat in the Hat and If I Ran the Circus can be
skipped over without a child noticing.
The design marvels of hooded towels, Velcro-strap shoes and
mitten clips.
Who John Jacob Jinkelheimer Schmidt is.
ocations of public restrooms all across town.
Why anyone would bother retracing their steps for miles just to
retrieve a lost blankie or favorite cuddle toy.
hat tigers live in the trees in our backyard.
The amazing Technicolor variety of colors found when changing a
diaper.
extra coats, a purse, a diaper bag and a baby.
The fine art of vacuuming a floor without hosing up a Barbie shoe
or a Playmobil cannonball.
rate than do the mates of patterned socks that coordinate to special
outfits.
How little sleep a human body truly needs to function.
lmost every favorite toddler lyric ever penned.
How to spell amoxicillin, let alone say it.
magnets.
Scientific names of dinosaurs from A to Z.
The recipe for a homemade version of Play-doh.
The distinctive sounds of Cheerios crunching underfoot.
hy they call them Happy meals.
How far you can dilute juice so it still retains its taste.
That gender inequality starts early in clothing: Boy's underpants
have a wide band on top, while the waistband and leg holes on
girls look the same, increasing the odds that a little girl will put
them on sideways or upside down.
esame Street's air time.
That the more my kids learn, the less I seem to know.
And the one I wanted to add...