The Pub

 
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Welcome to The SBDA's Virtual Cyberpub!
A place to hang out, chat, exchange ideas, even play some games.
(I'm working on games and a message board.)  Until then this page
 will be filled with utter nonsense,  and some places I found which
 have  neat dart games.  But first, just so you'll feel at home in The
Pub, here's a little lingo, so you'll know what everyone is talking
about!  Then...just Click the little dartboards below to play games.
Dart Lingo
Arrows - Darts
Bag of Nuts - A score of 45
Basement - Double 3
Bed - Any wedge on the board
Blackjack - a score of 21
Bottoms - Double 3
Bucket of Nails - All 3 darts in the 1
Bull - A Bullseye
Bust - Hitting a number higher than needed
to go out ('01 games)
Classic - A score of 26
(also called Bed & Breakfast,Fish &Chips)
Can't Drive - A score of 55
Cork - The Bullseye
Cork it up - Shoot at the bullseye with one dart.
 (Closest to it has the option to the start game.)
 Double Bones - the double 1
Double In - Starting a game with a double
Double Out - Winning a game with a double
Double Trouble - Difficulty hitting the double
Downstairs - The lower half of the board
Game Dart - The winning dart
Feathers - Another name for dart flights or a type of flight
Hat Trick - Three darts in the Bullseye in 1 turn
Hockey or Oche - The foul line
Just Off the Wire - Hitting just above/below the
intended double or triple ring
Leg - One game of a match
Madhouse - Double 1
Match - Usually best of 3 or 5 games
Mugs Away - Loser of the last game goes first
Nails - Darts
Nine Mark - Scoring 3 triples in 1 turn
Point Dog - running up points in Cricket even when not needed to win
(also called Point Monger, Point Freak Gouge and other various & asundry names)
Right There - Any close shot, or sarcastically for a bad shot
Robin Hood - A dart sticking into the flight or shaft of a dart already in the board
Rubber Game - The tie breaking game of a match
Scud - A dart thrown way off target
Shanghai - 3 darts that score a single, double, and triple in the
same number.
Skunked -  Your opponent winning a game before you get to start
Slop -  Hitting a scoring number other than the one intended
"flying 18" etc
T - See Ton
Three Blind Mice - 3 darts hitting on either side of the intended target
Three in a Bed - Three darts in the same number
Ton - A score of 100
Ton Eighty - Three darts in the Triple 20
Tops - Double 20
Whitehorse? - In cricket, closing 3 fresh numbers in 1 turn.
also Round of Nine




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Eavesdropping at  dart matches...

"I didn't know the line was THAT far back!"
"My hand is swollen and it's throwing me off balance."
"That ceiling fan is blowing my darts."
"I'm not use to this kind of board."
 "The light is in my eyes and making me miss."
"I was trying to be nice..crap I didn't know he was gonna score on me."
"The line is wrong."
"I'm telling you, the board moved."

 
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Quotes About Beer
From Those Who Said It Best
 
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me -
so let's just do this and I'll get  back to killing you with beer.
 Homer Simpson

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk.
That will teach you to keep your  mouth shut.
 Ernest Hemingway

 Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
 Benjamin Franklin

 Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
 Kaiser Wilhelm

 I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
 Homer Simpson

 You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
 Dean Martin

  Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
 Catherine Zandonella

 A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
 W.C. Fields

  Work is the curse of the drinking class.
 Oscar Wilde

 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
 Henny Youngman

  Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
 David Moulton

 People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot.
 Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI

 Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen,
for example, there would be no way to make water,   a vital ingredient in beer.
 Dave Barry

 I drink to make other people interesting.
 George Jean Nathan


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