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"'Orgy of the Walking Dead'? That's a classic."
"... Tuvok tried to use pure Vulcan logic to talk her out of giving us a citation."
"Acknowledged."
"An alliance with the Borg?"
"As long as we go slow and easy we'll be fine."
"B'Elanna I know this is a pretty bizarre situation..." Torres: "Tom. Be quiet."
"B'Elanna was someone who was very special to me. When she died I felt like I wanted to die too."
"Believe me, nobody enjoys seeing the Vulcan master put down a peg more than I do."
"Better to ride the rapids than face the hive."
"Captain. We can't get a lock on you."
"Come on. You've been wanting to take a swing at me for days. Now's your chance."
"Computer. Access Paris program Alpha One: Grease Monkey"
"Computer. Halt turbolift."
"Computer. Resume."
"Don't think for a second this makes us even Chakotay. Your life is still mine."
"For the first time in my life I don't know what to say."
"Frankly I'd like to get out before I completely destroy my image."
"Good news travels fast I guess."
"Having to dump the warp core has to be the low point of any day"
"Helm controls aren't responding Captain"
"I can assure you the feeling is mutual"
"I can't let you do this" Torres: "Oh but you wish you could. All those invitations to dinner..."
"I don't know much about Borg women but my advice to you is don't"
"I don't suppose anyone here knows the way to the Bridge?"
"I feel like we've just been mugged"
"I guess we should've known Seska wouldn't let a little thing like death stop her from getting even"
"I have no problem helping you track down my friends in the Maquis Captain..."
"I hear you're planning a mutiny"
"I knew it was a mistake to try to fit into Starfleet again and I should have listened to myself"
"I think I'm going to enjoy this"
"I tried to stop her from leaving Captain but she got very hostile and bit me"
"I'm a pilot not a Doctor!"
"I'm getting you out of there Chakotay"
"I'm not exactly a good luck charm"
"I've never seen a Federation starship that could manoeuvre through the plasma storms"
"If I remember my Klingon customs biting someone on the face means" Torres: "I know what it means"
"If I save your butt your life belongs to me isn't that some kind of Indian custom?" Chakotay: "Wrong tribe"
"If you ever have a free evening I have a holodeck program you might enjoy"
"Isn't there some Indian trick where you can turn yourself into a bird...?" Chakotay: "You're too heavy"
"It's Paris and Janeway"
"Lieutenant Paris's Personal Log"
"My advice would be to give up before you embarrass yourself any more than you already have"
"No matter where I go or who I'm with I make a mess of things"
"Someday you're going to have to show me how to do that"
"Thanks for the hospitality"
"The alien ship is not pursuing"
"The computer's bringing up some kind of message but I can't access it"
"There might actually be one or two people who still have a good opinion of me"
"They call this thing a quantum slipstream drive"...
"They're a bunch of pacifists they're no match for us"
"This I have to see"
"This is the part where you throw heavy objects at me?" Torres: "Maybe later"
"This isn't about the gun this is about sex. But that's not going to happen right now" Torres: "I think it is"
"This isn't real life Tuvok. It's fiction"
"Tom Paris reporting on board"
"Tuvok. Has anyone ever told you you're a real freakosaurus"
"We seem to be tethered to some kind of large plant"
We're back where we started from Captain"
"When a bomb starts talking about itself in the third person I get worried"
"Who could do this to the Borg?"
"Why is it we have to get beamed into space... before I can initiate first contact procedures"
"Will you provide a bodyguard for me Captain?" Janeway: "It seems you already have one..."
"Yes ma'am"
"You asked to see me Captain?"
"You would be surprised at how often I find solutions to 24th Century problems in 20th Century technology"
"You'd rather die than let me be the one to rescue you"
... "How could I let down the only friend I got?" Kim: "... What makes you think I'm your friend?"
... "I once tracked a mouse through Jeffries Tube 32"
... "No time for a tearful reunion we've got to get you out of here"
... "Warp 9.9. In your terms that's about four billion miles a second"
... "Totalitarian fanatics bent on world conquest. The Borg of their day..."
"... and we lost a lot of good people. Captain Janeway. Joe Carey. B'Elanna"
Paris ordering tomato soup: ... "Plain"... "Hot. Plain. Tomato soup"
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