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My Predictions for Lil Kim

In about 10 years, she's going to be 30 something. I know she stole her image from Madonna, the material girl, but unlike Madonna Lil' Kim's time in the lime light would've came and gone now! Knowing the bad boy image, she probably will have atleast 10 kids, no money because she spent it all ballin' and she'll have every social disease known to man.

My Predictions for Ma$e

He says he don't know language till people show him money, well that's going to be in reverse... I here him speaking for money.... "Hey buddy got a quater?". Better yet, he will try to come around Lil' Kim if his ragedy old @ss can get to her for some luvin' if you know what I mean. "Can you spare some change?" LOL

My Predictions for The Family

See Biggey..... 6ft under! Not all of the Family, but some of them will be dead. The rest who have enough sense get out while the getting was good, will probably be normal men, some sell outs some bumbs and working stiffs.

My Predictions for Puff Daddy

I see Puff as a die hard, that man will still try to rap. He'll remix his own songs which are remixes of other songs. Hey and some people just might buy it, but Puffy will be a hasbeen real soon. The good thing about Puffy is that he cut skanky Lil' Kim before he got burned big time by her (he's the father to 4 out of 10 of her kids and don't pay child support)

My Predictions for Jennifer Lopez - IT CAME TRUE!! But not the kids... not yet anyway

She gets older wiser and retires from the lime light to be with her family. I see her married with a one or two kinds in few years. Don't worry I don't see this any time soon. She will still sing, dance and make movies, but she won't get back with Puffy.

My Predictions for Faith Evans

She marries Puffy after having is love child. Then Biggie comes back from the other side and kicks Puffy's @ss for tapping his wife's @ss.

My Predictions for Mariah Carey: if she hooks up with him

Can you say half-white slut?? She only started R&B and acknowledging her African heritage after her easy listening, pop career was going nowhere and whites (her targeted audience) were not interested in her, but Afro Americans were. Anyways, knowing this I see Mariah Carey accidently calling Puffy the N-word. Puffy gets angry, b#tch slaps her (and lord knows what else) ultimately to end up in jail for domestic disturbance plus assult. Ofcourse he gets a slap on the wrist since he has the money for good lawyers.

More to come

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