Top 10 Things I Would Say If I Met Backstreet Boys

10) "Can I have an autograph?"
09) "Wanna meet my bestfriends, 5 screaming girls who are too old to be teeny boppers and yet they're strangly obsessed with you?"
08) (Elbowing friends) "Quick get the mistole, I don't care if its not Xmas!"
07) "Hey Nick, are you related to Hanson and were you born a guy?"
06) (Pushing my friend away from the guys I would say) Don't pay attention to my friend, she feeds very attractive men like yourselves to her plant named Orgery2 that she keeps in her small flower shop.
05) "Do any of you sleep in the nude if so got pictures?"
04) "Dag you guys are hot, will you marry me any of you?" (winking at Howie)
03) "I want your love child!" (Directed to Kevin, Howie or Brian)
02) "Any of you gay, if so which one?" (Crossing her fingers that its not Howie, Kevin, Brian or A.J.)
01) "Uuuh, uuuh, dang you are the Backstreet Boys!" (Then faint)

I should have titled this Top 10 Things I Wouldn't Say If I Met Backstreet Boys, but well heck it made better reading this way!