It all started out a normal hot night in Orlando.   There were these
             5 women, they weren't the prettiest of women, nor were they the worst.
             All of the women were very intoxicated, they were chanting one of those
             70's chant songs after they smoked 2 very large bags of weed.  That's
             when one of the women saw a big light comming up from underneath the
             ground.  She thought she had pookus, some very bad weed, but standing
             before here was 5 beings.  One of the beings reached out to her, the
             other 4 girls walked closer to get a good look.

             That being the era of free love and sex and all they was very willing to
             acomadate (check the spelling for this word) these beings with all the
             love they could give (that's where All I Can Give came from).

             Anyway after having hot passionate sex with the aliens they realised
             that, they weren't aliens, but 5 little demons who were laughing and
             snikering at them (thus Nick's attitude).  Anyway 9 months later these
             women gave birth to 5 children.  The children had the voices of sirens
             and were very handsome devils (yes, for a devil BSB would be handsome,
             they only show their horns and poke each other in the butt with the
             pitch forks at night and their tales are hidden in their oversized
             pants).  On the day of their birth God saw the 5 baby boys and sent a
             lightning bolt from the sky.  The lighting bolt hit baby Brian's heart,
             but he survived.

             As the boys grew older and more different, they formed a singing group
             so they could suck the souls of all the teeny boppers of the world.  So
             my last words are to you the reader save the world they haven't won
             yet!!!
 
 

                 Once upon a time, there were these morphodites, they didn't know if
             they were more male or more female so they slept together.  Well 9
             months later Nick Carter was born, Aaron Carter was born later on
             because they wanted to see if they could have normal children, but they
             couldn't so they stopped trying.  In the quest to find a normal child
             they stumbled into Mc Donalds where they saw this pretty drive thru
             window gal.  She was from PR (Puerto Rico folks) and her name was
             Howidena.  Poor Howidena worked the late shift that night, so when the
             Carters (the morphodites) saw Howidena and her boyfriend Alexander they
             couldn't controll themselves.  The Carters were friendly to Howidena and
             Alexander and invited them to their home.  Unfortunately they accepted
             and that night Howidena conceived Howie, and Alexander impreganted one
             of the Carters.

             Now having 4 children and one little imp they didn't know what to do,
             they desperately need a babysitter.  That's when they saw a bumb down on
             his luck standing on a street corner.  The bumb was named Kevin R.  So
             after they hired Kevin, Kevin went psycho and killed them.  He then took
             the children who were around his age to a music agency.  They were
             called Alvin and the Chipmonks' friends, but that didn't work .  Then
             one day A.j. got a hold of some mind altering drugs and flipped out he
             was almost totally brain dead.  Kevin then realised that he could give
             them to the record agency to get a contract.

             From there the rest is history, but if you are wondering how come people
             like them well, that's easy.  After A.j. had his brain fried from the
             drugs he fell into the city drinking water and well he infected the
             water and that water spreaded to unsupecting people all over the world,
             all thanks to A.J.

             The End

P.s: If you are wondering Brian, he's Kevin's cousin and came because Kevin needed his help raising the 4 kids.