A Parallax View of World Terrorism

The following is a collection of Drive-By Editorials
offering a parallax view of our paradoxical world.
It is dedicated to those mindless jerks who will be
first against the wall when the revolution comes.

Note: The term "Drive-By Editorial" was coined circa
1985 when someone noted that our editorial style (or
lack thereof) had all the subtlety of a drive-by shooting.

Would you buy a used car from either of these guys?

For more information on the Bush/Saudi
connection, you might want to check out:

Bush Family’s Dirty Little Secret

The Bush-Saudi Connection

Nuke their ass and take the gas!

To announce that there must be no criticism of the
or that we are to stand by the President right
or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally
treasonable to the American Public. - Theodore Roosevelt

Dont get mad, get a body count!

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country
against his government. - Edward Abbey (JFK/Oliver Stone)

Peace comes naturally once all your enemies are dead!

Bin Laden Unpopular With Fellow Terrorists

If you see Jack at the airport, ignore him!

Not the Sharpest Scimitars in the Drawer

You have the right to remain silent....

They had to take a vote?

Getting a Handle On the Moment

Kids today....

This is gonna get REALLY interesting!

Does Miranda -vs- Arizona apply to dead guys?

Okay, so what do you have against macho rhetoric?

Osama's supporters are a lot braver than he is!

One Possible Profile of a Biological Terrorist

Let's put the blame where it belongs!

Cut off the FUNDING, you idiots!

George "Hang'em High" Bush

Got Ganja?

America Declares War of ZZ Top

What We Need is a "Leash Law" for Terrorists

Is the Bill of Rights just a "bill of goods"?

Okay, but what have they done lately?

And they all lived happily ever after… at taxpayer expense.

Know your enema!

It's time to drain the swamp!

Do the math, guys!

Eggs for Bush's Anti-Terrorist Omlet

Military-Industrial Complex Needs New Bogeyman

When OPEC money talks, Greorge Bush balks!

George "Doobie" Bush

Arafat Calls for Pause in Legitimate
Military Operations Against Israel

Yo, Mr. Sharon, give poor-ole' Yasser a break!

Whose side is George on, anyway?

Get on with it, George!

George "Saudi Lackey" Bush

The Saudi Nuclear Threat

Put the Ordnance Where It Belongs

We Should Pity the Arab World

Constitutional Terrorism

Osama bin Spamin

All Islam is Hiding Under a Rock

Holy War Hypocrisy

You can't tell the terrorists from
the patriots without a program!

Meanwhile, back at the ranch....

The Designated Terrorist Rule

But, what do Americans REALLY think?

Man Tortured for Singing Too Loud in Church

Weapons of Mass Destitution

The "Expectant" Jihad

Spring Break Baghdad Style

The Iraqi National Cluster-Fumble

Bush's Israelis for Oil Money Program

The great and powerful Arab League has spoken!

Yo, George, how about a return on our investment?

Who do we have to kill to get back to normal?

It's out way of life that needs liberating!

Japan attacks Pearl Harbor! U.S. declares war of Bolivia!

Bush Administration Declares War On Credibility

Hey, George, let's liberate the Saudis next!

Are we talking about the same guy?

Why is Bush seeking "nation status" for Islamic terrorism?

But, why Palestine?

The Bush Administration's Roadmap to a Piece of Israel


Is the "war on terrorism" just another "read my lips" thing?

This is all just a little too convenient!

Hey, Buddy, Can You Spare a Dinar?

Bush skips the negotiations and goes straight to surrender!

Bush's "Road-Map" Requires Room Temperature IQs

We're off on the road to extinction…

How many Palestinians does it take to screw in a detonator?

It's an embarrassing question, but someone has to ask it…

Yo George, put your missiles where your mouth is!

American Blood on George Bush's Hands

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No tears of sorrow did they shed,
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And opened them in heaven.