- An Ode To
An "Ex"
-
- People ask me if I
miss you
- So I asked ME if I do.
- I guess I miss you,
honey
- Sort of like I miss
the flu!
-
- On the day that you
left me
- Did you think I’d
lose my mind?
- Well, I may have, had
you stuck around,
- Like love, hate too is
blind!
-
- Did you think
you’d really hurt me?
- When you walked right
out the door?
- Okay, it surprised me
for a second–
- Or maybe three or
four.
-
- I threw a rock and
broke your plate
- Then notified your
next of kin
- I stomped upon your
cowboy hat
- And poked it with a
pin!
-
- I hope you didn’t
hurt yourself
- As you exited the door
- I accidently changed
the locks
- So don’t come
‘round here no more!
