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YE OLDE TOME OF JOKES Yes, tis true. That book called "The Jokerenomicon" that was burned during the Middle Ages returns in html format. Laugh my pretties, LAUGH!!! |
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Bad jokes. Oh so bad. A lieutenant of a military barracks at the top of a hill was waiting for four men who were late. A man rushed up the hill and gasped to the lieutenant,
"I'm sorry I'm late sir, but I couldn't find a taxi, so I saw this man with a horse and cart and asked him if he would take me up the hill. He agreed, but halfway up the hill the horse dropped dead! So I had to run the rest of the way up here." The lieutenant was not amused. "THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS EXCUSE I'VE EVER HEARD!!! TAKE HIM TO A CELL!!!" They took the man away and seconds later the second man rushed up the hill. "I'm sorry I'm late sir, but I couldn't find a taxi, so I saw this man with a horse and cart and asked him if he would take me up the hill. He agreed, but halfway up the hill the horse dropped dead! So I had to run the rest of the way up here." The lieutenant was not amused. "THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS EXCUSE I'VE EVER HEARD!!! TAKE HIM TO A CELL!!!" They took him away too, and seconds later the third man rushed up the hill. "I'm sorry I'm late sir, but I couldn't find a taxi, so I saw this man with a horse and cart and asked him if he would take me up the hill. He agreed, but halfway up the hill the horse dropped dead! So I had to run the rest of the way up here." The lieutenant was not amused. "THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUS EXCUSE I'VE EVER HEARD!!! TAKE HIM TO A CELL!!!" They took him away and a minute later the last man rushed up the hill and was about to speak when the lieutenant interrupted him. "Don't tell me. You couldn't find a taxi, so you saw this man in a horse and cart and asked him to take you up the hill, but halfway up the horse dropped dead. Right?" "Oh, I found a taxi all right," said the man. "But I couldn't get up the hill for dead horses!" A mother and a daughter were visiting a graveyard. When they had finished they drove off. The daughter asked her mother, "Mummy, do they ever put two poeple in the same grave?" "No, they don't. Why?" "So the daughter replied, "Because back there on a gravestone it said, 'Here lies lawyer and an honest man!'" Three men were climbing a cliff and were about to fall off when a fairy appeared to them. "I'll garnt you one wish," she said. "Wherever you want to go, I'll magic you there." So the first man said, "The Bahamas!" And lo and behold, he was there! The second man said, "Italy!" And he was in Italy. The third man slipped on a rock and said "Oh hell!" |
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