Clan MALKaviaN

"It's really all in the way you look at it. To me, it's only solid if you allow it be. Pardon me, but are you going to eat that? Thank you (sound of flesh being torn from a bone) Ahh yes, as I was saying, the dynamics of ethereal travel are quite simple to those with a proper upbringing. The Gangrel are completely off the mark & between you & me, the Brujah are just fucking crazy."

Dr. Theodore "T-Bone" Blake, Malkavian elder

    They've come to Philadelphia in untold numbers: poets, crazed prophets, Wall Street tycoons, serial killers & more. Kindred of a more mystical bent say that a siren's call draws the Lunatics to the city, promising sweet rewards for loyalty. Is it Malkav himself? The mothership preparing for invasion? The end to the voices in their head or the promise of many  more in the chorus of the Damned. No one knows for sure. What is known is the downright confusion of it all, right down the utter chaos that is this screen ;)

     Clan Malkavian has long been  known for it's pranks, including the explosion of live pigs over a crowded Veterans' Stadium one hot summer night. Since their initial arrival in Philadelphia, the Lunatics have always been one of the prominent as well as loudest clans around. However, it seems the Garou did them one better, crashing the infamous Malkavian Ball & slaying several guest. In the weeks following the attack, the clan has been strangely silent. That alone is enough to chill Elders to the bone.

Clan History

Astute Descendants of the Divine One

Pierre - See Romans 10: 23

Petr - The long haired owner of a heavy metal club called Sodom or something. He seems to be well connected with lots of Kindred everywhere.

The Count - Fear not the Lunatic who has sought out the persona of a famous leech, Count Von Count. Don't laugh, Oscar's a Nosferatu ghoul, ya know.

Lisa Antonelies - She's cute (psycho bitch), a real asset to the Collective (she's one of them) & someone to lead us (straight to Hades).

Darren Wolfe - There's no one else I'd think about investing my hard earned cash with. He's a genius (or is that idiot savant? I always get those two mixed up), a lean, mean financial machine who's pulled my fat from the fire many a time. I'd trust him with my ghoul's life any time.

 Darren Wolfe? Sorry, never heard of him.