Jeanetta Girard wrote Mon 9/19/16 @09:57 CDT:
I thought the purpose of laws against incest was to pre-
vent the production of idiots, but in the case of the moth-
er who married her daughter, what's the point? (1) They
are not going to reproduce, and (2) the idiots have alrea-
dy been produced.
Perhaps the greatest achievement of the American Revolution
was the establishment of a national post office, which regula-
ted and standardized the transmission of communication a-
mong the citizenry (think Benjamin Franklin, our first Post-
master General, appointed July 26, 1775). The key is stand-
ards, of which there are none today (see the problem indica-
ted in the preamble to this week's edition of Tabloid Headlines
showing the inability of the customers of two giant internet
"service" "providers," Windstream and Microsoft, to commu-
nicate with each other).
This is the one compelling reason we can see for voting for
the likes of Donald Strump. Probably only he, or a brother
in arms, could see fit to bombing (and uniting) Silicon Val-
ley.
Dumb news from Kentucky:
The red covered bridge design got 54 per cent of the 331,000
votes on line and will be on the state's new license plates
(here are all three competitors). . . .
A 19-year-old New Whiteland woman wrong-number texted a
policeman with an offer of meth (she was arrested). . . .
An injured two-foot-long alligator, probably having fallen or
been thrown from a vehicle, was found beside I-65 in India-
napolis (it died before Animal Rescue arrived). . . .
A 53-year-old man in Lynn left his mother in a chair for three
months after she broke her hip. . . .
A robbery suspect in Terre Haute, handcuffed behind his back,
drove off in the police car he was placed in (he was recaptur-
ed, still handcuffed, after banging into several other police
cars). . . .
An egg farm that would house 2 million hens was in the works
in Warrick County.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
angekail.jpg, South Bend's (Berrien County, Mich.'s) most wanted: Angel Kelly, WF, a/k/a "Left Eye Lisa," 5'5", 130 lbs, identity deception; Jeremy Russell Davis, WM, larceny in a building; Kaili Horton, WF, 5'4", auto theft, deadly throat (Michiana Crime Stoppers)
A Libertarian candidate for Congress from Clarksville, In-
diana, was arrested on a highway in Louisville for signaling
a turn with his middle finger.
[courtesy Courier-Journal]
A former juvenile service worker was fined for using the
state's internet system to threaten the boy friend of a friend's
daughter to get him to return the girl's dog (for more dumb
dog news, see the Bonus). . . .
Fayette County Family Court Judge Tim Philpot, addressing
the religious Francis Asbury Society, called "gay marriage"
an oxymoron like "jumbo shrimp" and "magnificent chihua-
hua" and said the Supreme Court decision legalizing it was
"pretty close to insane." . . .
A Beattyville man was fined $500 for stripping bark off elm
trees in the Daniel Boone National Forest.
[courtesy Lexington Herald-Leader]
terouwsey.jpg, Lexington's most wanted: Teresa Weise, WF, 41, slovenly; Derlando Ragland, BM, 32, 5'6", 140 lbs, his dad is from DeLand, Florida, and his mom is from Orlando; so, they compromised on his name; Meggan McCain, WF, 39, 5'2", 105 lbs, underfed; Cassandra Rowsey, WF, 26, 5'5", no kin to Ronda Rousey (terowsey.jpg); devetaur.jpg, Deverious Jones, BM, 22, 5'7", 125 lbs, delirious; Danielle Wilson, BF, 19, blowin' in the wind; Billie Ketcham, WF, 42, 5'3", 145 lbs, Danielle's mother; Taurus Mayhorn, BM, 27, 5'9", 145 lbs, mayhem in a china shop (pulled kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader)
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Borf 's weekly BONUS:taqangel.jpg, Arrested in Abilene (Texas, not Kansas): Taquan Brown, W(!)M, 26, 6'0", 220 lbs, forgery, possession of drugs and paraph.; Angela Reeder, WF, 38, 5'1", 120 lbs, assault on a public servant; Wanted in Waco: Areion D. Coleman, BM, 27, 5' 10", 160 lbs, aggravated robbery; Wanted in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): Davina Smallwood, BF, 31, 5'4", 240 lbs, escape from work release
A two-mile beer pipeline was installed under the cobble-
stone streets of Bruges, in Belgium. . . . Diego the giant
tortoise sired more than 800 hatchlings in the Galápagos,
saving his species. . . . A woman was charged with fail-
ing to report a death after her mother’s body was found
in a freezer sold at a yard sale in Goldsboro North Caro-
lina. . . . A Northumbrian man called 101 (the British
Isles' equivalent of 911) to report his former girl friend
for withholding his hamster and feeding it excessively,
leaving it "looking like a fat little pig." . . . A Chinese ty-
coon's son bought his dog, Coco, eight I-Phone 7's and
two gold Apple watches. . . . "Brangelina" bit the dust.
[courtesy Harper's, the Frisky, HuffPost, Raw Story]
Our neighbor's cat kept getting into our yard. After trying toDear Ore-raged:
be nice, I went to the animal control office and borrowed a
cat-catcher. I bought two cans of cheap cat food, opened
one, and placed it in the cage. When I caught the cat, I took
it to the animal control office. They fined my neighbor $50
and told her next time it would be $100. I still have a can
of cat food left.
Oregon
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Publius Leget wrote Sun 9/11/16 @10:10 CDT:
Whitney Houston, not Whiney Houston.Intentional typo. – Editor
Jeanetta Girard wrote Mon 9/12/16 @09:09 CDT, re
the Trumpster's swinging and swaying at the black
church in Detroit:
A bobblehead has more rhythm.and, re Kentucky's decision to save money by no long-
er mailing driver's license renewal notices:
How are we supposed to remember?You'll remember when you get a ticket for driving
on an expired license. – Editor
Bruce Mitchell wrote Mon 9/12/16 @07:10 PDT:
If those dumb hillbillies would just charge an
additional 34 cents per license, they'd have e-
nough money to mail out those postcards.
Honkin de Spain wrote Mon 9/5/16 re the Notre Dame
football player who tackled a policeman:
Well, he did go for the pig skin.
A Zionsville fertility doctor was accused of donating his own
sperm to sire about 50 children. . . .
A Brownstown man who unsuccessfully applied for a teaching
and coaching job at Spring Valley Schools in French Lick was
accused of mailing four dead skunks and a dead raccoon to the
man who got the position, and placing telephone calls to offi-
cials accusing the man of having sex with a student. . . .
A 24-year-old man beat his girl friend's 2-year-old daughter to
death in Plymouth because she wet the bed.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
South Bend's most wanted: Frankie Shaw, WF, 5'7", 130 lbs, coke, firewater; Douglas Know, WM, 5'10", 160 lbs, battery; Tomika McLeod, BF, 5'9", 170 lbs, coke, firewater (Michiana Crime Stoppers); Wanted in Berrien County, Michigan: Laticia Marie Palmer, BF, assault with a dangerous weapon; Jeremy Russell Davis, WM, larceny in a building; Vernetta Latrice Childs, BF, assault with a dangerous weapon
Governor Selfie told the Value Voters Conference in Washing-
ton that people may have to shed blood to preserve religious
and conservative values. . . .
A 52-year-old Danville woman was killed, and her 15-year
old daughter and the daughter's 21-year-old boy friend, from
Arlington, Indiana, were found in Tucumcari, New Mexico,
two days later with the mother's car ("I can tell you I hate my
daughter," the father said). . . .
A man in a stolen car being chased by police in Lexington got
out, ran into the woods and jumped in a pond to avoid arrest.
Police just waited for him by the side of the pond about half
an hour until he got tired and swam back to shore.
[courtesy Lexington Herald-Leader]
Lexington's most wanted (pulled kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader): Daisy Bradshaw, WF, 45, 5'3", 200 lbs, up from 180; Aldo Aacevedo, HM, 32, up to no good; Krystal Johnson, WF, 25, a pox is upon her; Lindsey Henson, WF, 22, 5'6", 125 lbs, lost; Jamie Culver, WF, 27, 5'5", 125 lbs, lost; Angelia Drake, BF, 53, 6'0", 200 lbs, gained
Quotations
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An "ATM" at Xavier University in Cincinnati, Ohio, was dispensing
pizza, not bills and coins.
Wanted in Wichita Falls, Texas: Karlee Janiece Gilmore, WF, theft; Melissa Kay Clairday, WF, theft; Desmond Jaroy Matthews, BM, failure to identify a fugitive; Latasha Renée Ayayla, BF, manufacture and delivery of (you know); Kayla Renée Smith, WF, fraudulent identification (Texoma Crime Stoppers)
A semitrailer spilled about $81,000 worth of unstamped
pennies on I-95 in Delaware. . . . A woman and her moth-
er were charged with incest after marrying one another in
Oklahoma. . . . All ads in a London subway station were
replaced with pictures of cats. . . . A falling 5-pound cat-
fish hit a woman in the face in Philadelphia. . . . A man
who told police he saw a creepy clown in Winston-Sa-
lem, North Carolina, and chased it into the woods was
arrested for a false report. . . .A man challenging custody
and supervised visitation stabbed his 6-year-old daugh-
ter to death in front of two national park rangers on the
Blue Ridge Parkway in North Carolina and told them "It's
what she wanted." . . . A girl's dismembered body was
found a day after her 10th birthday in Albuquerque, New
Mexico, and her mother admitted she had given the girl
methamphetamine to calm her down while the mother's
boy friend and his female cousin raped the girl. . . . Fifty-
three Republican legislators in Tennessee signed a peti-
tion by the Family Rights Council to deny visitation to a
lesbian getting a divorce from the children's artificially
inseminated birth mother.
[courtesy Harper's, the Frisky, HuffPost, Raw Story]
The National Football League's Kansas City Chiefs stood and lock-
ed arms during the National Anthem before their game against the
visiting San Diego Chargers (but cornerback Marcus Peters, a black,
with an arm free at the right end of the line, raised his fist). . . .
High school football players across the nation took the knee during
the National Anthem. . . .
Vin Scully, 88, said he would retire at the end of the season after 67
years as baseball broadcast announcer for the Brooklyn-come-Los
Angeles Dodgers. . . .
Two men stormed the Dancing With the Stars stage on a live telecast
attempting to attack Ryan Lochte. . . .
"How do archers resist the temptation to fire arrows at everyone in
the spectator gallery?" – the Onion
My wife of 15 years is a beautiful lady I find more attractiveDear Hoppy:
every day. I compliment her often, but her self-image is not
real good. She's a top-level executive – not your "girly-girl"
type. She has never been the sexy-dress type, in the bed-
room or out in public. She doesn't have to dress up for work
every day and prefers wearing sweats at home.
I have asked her for a special night out in which she would
dress up for me, just a bit on the sexy side, followed by some
late-night "fun" at home. She laughs me off and says I'm silly.
I'm not the only one who finds her attractive. She gets compli-
ments all over. How do I deal with this?
Hoping in Hibbing
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A pickup truck driver was arrested for hit and run from a horse-
drawn buggy in Madison County. . . .
A jury awarded a South Bend youth $18 for being punched, ta-
sered and handcuffed by police in a case of mistaken identity. . . .
South Bend's most wanted: Tameika Mikens, BF, 5'4", 130 lbs, battery; Brandi Rohrer, WF, 5'6", 175 lbs, dealing meth & firewater; David Burns, WM, 5'4", 145 lbs, residential entry; Tosha Roberts, WF, 5'8", 165 lbs, violation of court order, 2d appearance (see 3/13); Wanted in Berrien County, Michigan: Harold John Baker, WM, Uttering and publishing; Rita Rene Mayo, UF, assault with a dangerous weapon; Prentice Michael Murphy, BM, absconding parole, tampering with electronic monitor (Michiana Crime Stoppers)
Franciscan Alliance, of Mishawaka, founded by the Sisters of
St. Francis of Perpetual Adoration, was changing its name to
Franciscan Health and dropping saints' names from 12 hospit-
als in Indiana and Illinois – e.g., Franciscan St. James hospitals
in Chicago Heights and Olympia Fields, Illinois, will become
Franciscan Health Chicago Heights Hospital and Franciscan
Health Olympia Fields Hospital, respectively. Saints biting the
dust in Indiana will be St. Francis in Carmel, Indianapolis and
Mooresville, St. Anthony in Crown Point and Michigan City, St.
Elizabeth in Crawfordsville and Lafayette (two Saints Elizabeth
there), and St. Margaret in Dyer and Hammond). . . .
A 63-year-old Munster woman got Paul McCartney's autograph
on her arm and had it tattooed. . . .
Thomas Platt, a biology professor at St. Mary of the Woods Col-
lege, near South Bend, and distant relative of Barack Obama,
named a parasitic flatworm found in turtles Baracktrema obamai,
after the President.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
A judge for Wayne and Russell counties was suspended for hav-
ing a witness arrested for avoiding a subpoena and leaving her
in jail for more than two months without holding a hearing, set-
ting bond or appointing a lawyer for her (the suspension, for on-
ly two weeks, was conveniently scheduled around the Christmas
holidays, from December 17 to December 30). . . .
Two 18-year-old men lying on railroad tracks in Whitley County
were run over and killed by a train. . . .
The state decided to quit mailing out driver's license renewal no-
tices in order to save $250,000 a year.
[courtesy Lexington Herald-Leader]
"We are delighted to have with us three wounded members from the U.S. Air Force . . . ."
– announcer at the U.S. Open tennis tournament, introducing Broadway singer
Sydney James Harcourt for the latest molestation of the National Anthem
"It was a little nod to Kaepernick and everything that he’s standing for right now."
– Megan Rapinoe, U.S. women’s soccer team star (she was a little mixed up – San Francisco
49'ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick has not been standing for anything; he has been sitting
on the bench during the playing of the National Anthem, in protest of racism – and Rapinoe
did not stand, either; she knelt during the National Anthem before a professional game be-
tween her Seattle Reign and the host Chicago Red Stars)
"For me, any hole is lost product."
– Robyn Wendt, B&B owner in Cape May, N.J. , grousing
about empty rooms resulting from Hurricane Hermine
"What is Aleppo?"
– Gary Johnson
"We decapitated Osama bin Laden."
– former Congresswoman Jane Harman (D-Calif.)
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Mr. Simon, Barry Wood (perhaps Tabloid Headlines sports' greatest fan) and I
went out to breakfast together at an IHOP in Bowling Green, Ky., and were at-
tended by a pleasant and jocular young waiter named Dylan (this was worn os-
tensibly, perhaps even proudly, on a name tag on his uniform).
Mr. Simon and Mr. Wood jumped on the opportunity: "Are you related to Bob
Dylan?" they asked, almost simultaneously.
"Nah," Dylan disappointed them, smiling. "It's my first name."
So I asked, "Are you related to Dylann Roof?"
My allusion completely escaped Leonard and Barry, but it did not escape Dyl-
an: "No!" he protested, smiling. "Different spelling!"
So I asked if he was related to Dylan Klebold.
"No!" Dylan protested, no longer smiling. "First name!"
Borf 's weekly BONUS:
See the Trumpster try to get rhythm at a black churchThe sports:
in Detroit. . . . Philippines President Rodrigo Duterte,
who last year, before his election, called PopeJorge
Francis a "son of a bitch," now has called U.S. Presi-
dent Obama a "son of a whore" (or called both a son
of whore or a son of a bitch; the news agencies seem
to be having some difficulty with their translation of
"putang ina" from the Tagalog [or the Filipino; that's
not clear either]). . . . A 5-year-old boy returning
home alone from a visit with family in the Dominican
Republic was placed on the wrong flight, landing in
Boston instead of New York, where another 5-year-
old boy, carrying the first boy's passport, was present-
ed to the first boy's mother. . . .A communications sat-
ellite intended to spreadClutterbookFacebook across
Africa went up in an explosion on launch at Cape Ca-
naveral, Florida. . . . A man in Stuart, Florida, posted
his "Wanted" poster as hisClutterbookFacebook pro-
file picture (he was arrested).
[courtesy Harper's, AP]
Wanted in Wichita Falls, Texas: Yolanda Jeffries, BF, 55, 5'9", 180 lbs, probation violation, false ID; Ross David Fairchild, WM, 26, 6'1", 170 lbs, probation violation, burglary; Chelsea Kayla King, WF, 26, 5'2", 130 lbs, theft (Wichita Falls crime Stoppers)
The tattooed Czech Karolina Pliskova, perhaps the ugliest con-
tender since Martina Navratilova, lost the U.S. women's tennis
open tournament to the untattooed German Angelique Kerber,
arguably the ugliest, without grunting (Kerber began grunting,
or shrieking, early in the third of three sets). . . .
Real reasons to sit out the National Anthem (a Tabloid Head-
lines editorial):
People are up in arms about San Francisco 49'ers quar-
terback Colin Kaepernick's riding the bench during the
playing or singing of the National Anthem at National
Football League games, and the black power fist salutes
at the 1968 Olympics in Mexico City. As the children of
veterans, we understand. But why don't they ride the
bench when it is desecrated by the likes of José Felici-
ano, Jimi Hendrix, Whiney Houston (she's the one who
started the vocal overreach, at Super Bowl XXV in 19-
91, in Tampa, Florida), Rascal Flatts, the Fray, Mary J.
Bilge, Beyondsay, Jordin Sparks and Martina McBride?
For the "ten worst," go to Scar_Mangled_Banner.com,
which has embedded YouTube renditions by Kat DeLu-
na, Roseanne Barr, Michael Bolton, Scott Stapp, Aaron
Neville and Aretha Franklin (duet), Steven Tyler, R. Kel-
ly, Christina Aguilera, Josh Groban and Keri Hillson (De-
Luna, ranked worst, and Aguilera both sang "twilight's
last reaming").
And here's the latest travesty: Sydney James Harcourt at
the U.S. Open tennis tournament on Labor Day.
My daughter has two kids, ages 9 and 5. My husband and IDear Granny:
saw the 5-year-old's report card, and we gave her a dollar.
We also saw our 9-year-old grandson's report card, which
was excellent; so we gave him $5. He was so excited.
The following week our daughter returned $4 of the money
we had given her son. She said both children should get the
same amount. I was devastated that she took a gift away
from our grandson. I told her that since he is going into the
fourth grade, he should get more than his younger sister.
My husband feels that our daughter's generation is changing
things by giving each child the same gift, regardless of the
occasion. I know our granddaughter complained when she
saw that her brother received more money. She whines a
lot, but we're not certain that's why her mother returned the
money.
If our grandson stays with us and we take him somewhere,
we have to buy something for our granddaughter, even when
she is not with us. And vice versa.
Can you give us your take on this?
New York Grandma
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a particular breed of firefly named the state insect. . . .
The owner of the only Frank Lloyd Wright house in Fort Wayne
sued to remove its historic designation. . . .
An Indianapolis woman on trial for beating her 7-year-old son
with a coat hanger raised the state's "religious objections" law
in her defense.
[courtesy Columbus Republic]
South Bend's most wanted: Jennifer Hardiman, WF, 5'6", 160 lbs, too much firewater (and turkey); Thomas Schott, WM, 5'10", 145 lbs, theft; Denise Culp, WF, 5'8", 135 lbs, community corrections violation, theft (Denise is a repeat offender in Tabloid Headlines - and she looks a little more feminie than when she appeared in these pages in 2014) (Michiana Crime Stoppers)
The state attorney general's 25-year specialist on the state's o-
pen records law was pressured out of her job for speaking to
a reporter. . . .
A Louisville filmmaker's plagiarism suit againstBeyondsayBe-
yoncé over "Lemonade" was dismissed, and the singer won M-
TV's Video of the Year award for it. . . .
Film actor/director Anson Williams ("Potsie" of Happy Days)
asked that his name be removed from a project at Asbury Uni-
versity. . . .
The University of Kentucky sued its independent student news-
paper, the Kentucky Kernel, over an open records request for
details of charges against a professor who resigned amid sexu-
al harassment allegations. . . .
Greg Stumbo, Squeaker of the state House of Representatives,
called a special session (that's unconstitutional – only the Gov-
ernor can do that – but Stumpo did not propose enacting legis-
lation at the meeting).
[courtesy Lexington Herald-Leader]
Lexington's most wanted: April Arnett, WF, 36, 5'9", 120 lbs, multipurpose; Angela Johns, WF, 32, 5'2", 135 lbs, good for one thing; William McHone, WM, 48, 6'1'", 160 lbs, used to be good for Angela; Nancy Stinnett, WF, 31, 5'5", 120 lbs, good for all of us if we use her right (pulled kicking and screaming from the Herald-Leader)
They're called "Pennsylvania stars"
or "bar n stars" – but in rural Ken-
tucky and Indiana, these good luck
charms are as likely to be seen on
houses as on bar ns. All the stars
shown here were photographed by
Tabloid Headlines in Edmonson
County, Kentucky – on a house on
Mammoth Cave Road (right), on
three buildings on Pig Road (pho-
tos 2, 4 and 5) and on a house and
a pizzeria in the county seat (3, 6
and 7), Brownsville.
"The American liberal press, in falling over themselves [sic] to defend Hillary Clinton, are [sic]Quotations repeated every week:
erecting a demon . . . ."
– Julian Assange
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India’s tourism minister said foreign women should not wear skirts
or walk alone at night in small towns. . . . The President of Mexico
was found to have plagiarized his law school thesis. . . . Anti-immi-
grationists entered the Old Town Square in Prague, Czech, leading
a camel and a goat, carrying toy submachine guns, and shouting "Al-
lahu akbar!" . . . The U.S.' Trader Joe's got the green light from a U.-
S. appeals court in its trademark infringement suit against Canada's
Pirate Joe's. . . . A federal judge denied Citigroup's motion for an
injunction against AT&T's "thanks" signature as infringing on its
own "thankyou." . . . The University of Chicago rejected "trigger
warnings" and "safe spaces." . . . A family in Turkey got food pois-
oning at a dinner party celebrating their recovery from food poison-
ing. . . . KFC introduced Extra Crispy Sunscreen, which smells like
fried chicken. . . . A woman was arrested in Ontario, Canada, for
feeding bottled water to hogs in a truck headed for the slaughter-
house. . . . A vice premier of North Korea was executed for falling
asleep at a meeting with Kim Jong-un.
[courtesy Harper's, AP]
Waylaid in Wichita (Kansas, not Wichita Falls, Texas): John T. Baker, BM, 37, a/k/a Tyree Johnson, 5'11", 210 lbs, fraudulent driver's license (City of Wichita); Wanted in Waco: Amber Nicole Calverley, WF, 34, 5'3", 240 lbs, credit card abuse (Waco Crime Stoppers)
The Rio Olympics were reported to be the lowest rated (on TV) and
least watched since 2000. . . .
But Hope Solo, Ryan Lochte and Usain Bolt will soon be guests at Borf
Books' Weekly World News Round Table. . . .
Tim Tebow tried out for baseball (we'll invite him, too).
Last weekend a mutual friend of "Laura" and me had peopleDear Maura:
over for a barbecue. She's a social butterfly, and at least 75
people were there. I knew a dozen of them and enjoyed cat-
ching up and meeting new people; but in a couple of hours
my sociometer blew out, and I was ready to go home and go
to bed. I didn't want to take the trouble to say good-bye to
everyone I knew there; so I just said good night to people in
my vicinity and stepped out.
An hour later Laura texted asking where I'd gone. When I told
her I was home, she said it was rude of me to "ghost." I have
never thought of this as rude; it's a time-saver for everybody.
I hate interrupting conversational flow to tell people I'm leav-
ing, especially when others chime in, "Oh, I should get going,
too." That makes me feel like I've killed the party. Is it bad
manners to "ghost"?
– Tiptoeing to Tomorrow
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