...presented us with a sweaty, low energy, teleprompter Orange
Baboon, still managing to mangle and slur words left and right.
The limited tickets, majority white crowd of around 7,500, were not very enthusiastic towards their geezer king.
Trump
et al had their folding chairs ziptied together, so no one could move
them to even try for any form of social distancing. So, all the
shoulder to shoulder mouth breathers "shared" whatever little random
viruses were floating about. Masks were a rare sight, as we're
POC - beyond the usual token photo op ones carefully arranged on the
stage behind him.
Gusts of high altitude winds
tried desperately to assist that creature on top of his head to fly to
freedom, but weren't successful beyond letting us glimpse at the large
patches of baldness covering its perch.
*Trump
attempting to pronounce "Antietam" pronounced it as "Auntie Em"...and
the witch missed her cue to write "Surrender Donald" in the sky behind
him.
*He fucked up Grant's name again pronouncing it as "Ulyssesius S. Grant".
*He again made a reference to the "Noble Prize".
*He announced that the evil leftists are out to destroy AmuriKKKa, among a bunch of other inflammatory dog whistles.
He
announced the creation of a "Hall of Heroes", that will probably
consist of all those rejected racist/confederate statues from around
the country. While awaiting that, entries of prototypes for Trump's
addition to Mt. Rushmore are already being submitted. One such entry
was:
Right
before the rally, the NYTs revealed that Kimberly Guilfoyle, Donnie
Jr.s overpaid squeeze, had recently tested positive for
Coronavirus. Evidently, she and Junior are doing a 20 hour drive
back to DC as a means of "self isolation" on wheels. Wouldn't you
just love to be a fly on the back window in that car full of
shit? 💩
Online wags
described this rally as having the buzz of a "cheese ball informercial"
and another remarked "Nationalism isn't usually this boring...it's like
a book on tape version of Mussolini".
Meanwhile, before bravely appearing next to her captor, poor Melanie was evidently attacked by Trump wielding a Sharpie pen:
The
spectacle ended with the playing of John Phillips Sousa's "The Liberty
Bell March"...which most of us are more familiar with as the theme song
of "Monty Python's Flying Circus":
https://youtu.be/2AxiATxLofk
Unfortunately,
a giant foot did not come down out of the sky and squash Trump, the
First Nude and all the MAGAts as a way to finally rid of this
bothersome administration.
