Sorry ladies for the above graphic... but afterall the majority of wrestling fans ARE men! Anyways, I couldn't resist. 8)

Here's some things to use up your internet time, give you a chuckle and hopefully make life just that much more worth living! 8)

You Know You're Obsessed With Wrestling When...

  • Every time you write an exam, you tell the professor that you're the highest ranking official, and if you don't get an A, he's suspended.
  • Whenever you pass through customs, you tell the Controller you are from "Parts Unknown"
  • Go through an airport security line and you let them check everything except your boots....
  • You begin to shake someone's hand in public but then hesistate to look for the crowd's response.
  • Whenever you beat someone in an arcade fighting game and feel the need to do the Jeff Jarrett Strut.
  • In Chemistry, your friend drops a chemical on himself and you yell "You f*cked up!" (ala ECW)
  • You get fired from work then show up the next day wearing a mask and when your boss finds out you go over to the competition, walking in the front and saying "Hey yo! You know who I am, but don't know why I'm here!"
  • You think John the Baptist Bladed.
  • You see a mirror and start giving an interview
  • When you see a road accident you rush into the wreckage, stand over the victim and start chanting "ECW! ECW! ECW!"
  • You're girlfriend says your relationship is over and you respond by piledriving her.
  • You see a window cleaner on a ladder and think of how you could throw him off
  • You have a friend in a bad mood with you and wonder if he's turning heel
  • You tell a child to do something and finish by saying "and that's the bottom line"
  • You clean your teeth after a meal with a toothpick and then throw it at the person opposite you.
  • You're at a party and start a competition to see who can down a whole can of "Steveweisers"
  • You're watching game 6 of the NBA Finals with a score of 86-85 with 5 seconds left and you keep wanting Michael Jordan to turn heel by scoring a basket for Utah.

    • NEW!

  • You have ever delivered a double ax-handle from the couch onto your dog.
  • You can successfully use the word "plancha" in a sentence.
  • You spend more money on Pay-Per-Views than on food.
  • You call your dad a "mid-card jabrone" whenever your mom bosses him around.

    • S.P.W. : Where the Cheezy Poofs Play


    Austin vs Kane


    The NEW Degeneration-X


    Vader


    Buff Bagwell


    Ric Flair


    The Kliq: Hall, Michaels, X-Pac, Helmsley & Nash

    Wrestler Bedroom Noises

  • DDP: "BANG!"
  • Tommy Dreamer: "Now that was extreme!"
  • Hawk: AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHH! WHAT A RUSH!
  • Savage: "OH YEAH!"
  • Ric Flair : "Whooooooooooooo!"
  • Bret Hart: " I am the best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be!"
  • Curt Hennig " Now THAT's Perfect!"
  • McMahon " One... Two ... Thr... Oh that was close!"
  • "Buff" Bagwell: "I'm buff! I'm tough! I'm the stuff and I know you can't get enough!"
  • Paul Bearer: "OH YES!!!!"
  • Vader: "IT'S TIME! IT'S TIME! IT'S VADER TIME!"
  • Ted DiBiase: "That was a Million Dollar Dream!"

    • New "ATTITUDE" Commercials

    Remember the WWF Attitude Commercials? You know, the ones where Austin says he's had 30 million stitches but still got up, Undertaker says he he's 6'8", 300 pounds, etc. You know the one. Well, here's a couple variations on that commercial, and they're damn funny.

    Valet Attitude

    Sunny: I know what your thinking.

    Sable: These aren't real? (Points to her breasts)

    Jenna Jameson: Your right.

    Sable: They're 8 pounds each.

    Sunny: I won hooters wet t-shirt contest 3 years in a row.

    Kimberly: My bra was retired at the Playboy mansion.

    Jenna: When you step through those ropes they do jiggle.

    Sable: Gave over 200 bj's.

    Sunny: I've been ****** for over 5 hours, but I still got up.

    Kimberly: These are what they look like.

    Jenna: This is what they do. (She jiggles them)

    Sable: These aren't real?

    Sunny: Come and feel my boobs.

    WCW Attitude

    Hulk Hogan: I know what you're thinking...

    Lex Luger: I'm not an athlete...

    Roddy Piper: ...you're right.

    Eric Bischoff: I'm 5 foot 9, 98 pounds...

    Konnan: I won Taco Bell's Employee of the Month, 3 years in a row...

    Hulk Hogan: I was a National champion at making horrible movies...

    Roddy Piper: My jersey was retired at the old folks' home...

    Lex Luger: When you step through these ropes bad angles do happen...

    Rick Rude: Cashed over 200 insurance checks...

    Hulk Hogan: Suffered a dozen heart attacks...

    Roddy Piper: Damn near broke my false hip...

    Dusty Rhodes: A blown out light bulb in my fridge...

    Larry Zbyszko: I fell and I couldn't get up...

    Lex Luger: This is who I am...

    Eric Bischoff: This is what I do ::kisses Hogan's butt::

    Roddy Piper: I'm not an athlete?

    The Disciple: This isn't my real face....

    Hulk Hogan: Try using my Ben-Gay...

    Credit: Kevin Kelly

    Thanks to RSPW for the above text, not sure where I got the graphics however.
    If you have anymore additions to any of the above stuff, just click below and e-mail me. I'll credit you for the suggestion.

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