Martha Stewart
Everyday Heroine. In the bathroom, I like to keep three cups. One for drinking,
one for fresh flowers, and one to break into a make-shift shiv, to carve
up an attacker's face...
Bod: 6, Chi: 0 (For:10), Mnd: 7, Ref:
8
Skills:
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Schticks:
Everyman's Luck: Fortune Dice spent do not effect Fortune rating for Fortune checks. This'll Do: Character gets a +1 AV for an improvised weapon. Unique Schtick:
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Passive Dodge: 13
Active Dodge: 16 Damage:
Adapted by Douglas P. Wojtowicz, a sick, sick man, who admits that Comedy Central's "Martha Stewart: Prison Time", commercials helped influence Martha Stewart Action Heroine (with a little help from Joe Kilmartin & Nightman) |
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Some Martha Stewart Links
(Not All of Them as Friendly as One Might Suspect...) :
The
Woman Knows Everything!
(a reverent fan site) |
How
Martha Tried to Run Down a Landscaper With Her Car
a true story... (the *complete* police report) |
Destination:
Martha
(an irreverant worship page) |
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Martha
Stewart
- an unofficial web guide (heap-big fan page) |
Martha
Stewart's LIVING
(the lady herself) |