Dumbose, as it turns out, was actually a very poor leader, and in three years he lost more times than he won. However, he did have the ability to attract highly publicized recruits to Tuscaloosa. This gave the Bammers an opportunity to brag about how good they had recruited, even though they were losing a lot. Everything was going along pretty good until one day, the Bammers decided to give Dumbose a new secretary. Well, it turns out that Dumbose wasn’t quiet the upstanding leader and family man that he made himself out to be. In reality, Dumbose was just a typical horn-dog Bammer lecher, and he quickly put the moves on his unsuspecting secretary and soon they starting having an affair.
Meanwhile, the rumors started to heat up which resulted in an unbelievable media frenzy. Several highly regarded recruits left Bammer. It was becoming painfully obvious to the Bammers that something was bad wrong!
This really embarrassed the holier-than-thou Bammers, especially since this, in effect, put a damper on all their bragging and Aub bashing. Damage control was needed ASAP, so they immediately paid off the secretary to keep her quite. The payoff amount was staggering - lets just say it cost more than Denny Chimes (Bammer’s other expensive erection).
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