Microsoft Announcement



It has come to the attention of Microsoft that several copies of a Geordie version of Windows 2000, otherwise known as Windaz Too Thoosand, may have accidentally been shipped out of Newcastle. If you have one of the Newcastle editions, you may need some help understanding the commands.

You will be able to tell immediately if you have a copy of Windaz 2000 by the egg-timer being replaced by a bottle of Brown Ale.

Also note:
The recycle bin is labelled "Shite"
Dialup network is called "Me mates"
Control Panel is known as "How we fook aboot wi the settins"
The hard drive is referred to as "Big disk wi aall me stuff on it"

Other features to note:
Ok - Alreet
Cancel - Fook that
Yes - Aye
No - Nee fookin chance
Goto - Owa there
Help - Ah cannit dee it
Personal folder/My Documents - Me shite

Windaz 2000 does not recognise capital letters or punctuation marks.

Applications exclusive to Windaz 2000
Tipe Rita - a word processor
Cullarin book - a graphics package
Addin masheen - a calculator
Dole 2000 - accounting software
Porn - Internet Explorer

 

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