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For Beadin' Desires List

It seems like it was years and years ago in a galaxy far far away - oops - that’s not correct. It was a dark and stormy night, when the hail sounded like beads on the kitchen floor (that’s better) when the names started. In a flash and a flurry of excitement, Kari the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Beadin Nut Case Wand Karryin' Official Boppin' Beadin Babe, swoops down and officially with the first official Wand and dubs our names onto us. It only hurts for a moment, and usually chocolate and beads are involved. Besides, a neon Curad takes care of the sting.

Fortunately, they started in friendship and a way to cross the modern bond of the mechanical computer era and make our members feel at home....well, kinda, sometimes abused, but NEVER yelled at or told what they can post or what they can't. Although we will make fun of everyone, and nothing is sacred, except maybe Daniel.

At “For Beadin’ Desires” we don’t want to take ourselves to seriously - Oscar Wilde said “Life is too important to be taken seriously.”

So here we have THE LIST, which is our list. Send pictures!!

1. Laura the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Green List Mom Beadin Babe (32% pure)
   
   
   
2. Deb the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Beadin Witchy-Woman Medicine Babe
   
   
3. Alesha the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Obssesive Postin’ Queen Beadin Babe
   
   
4. Shelby the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Beadin Psycho List Bitchy Babe (55% pure)
   
   
5. Liz the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Lizard Wizard Loose Moose Beadin Babe (46% pure)
   
   
   
6. Amber the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Babe on Bikes (or the more Formal Woman on Wheels) Beadin Babe
   
   
7. Kari the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Beadin Nut Case Wand Karryin' Official Boppin' Beadin Babe (56% pure)
   
   
8. Audrey (or Nahani whoever is in at the moment) the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Beadin Wicked and Evil Twin Babe (38% pure)
   
   
9. Annie the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Bat Drivin Beadin Babe (41% pure)
   
   
10. Crystal the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Wise and Seasoned with Worldly Experience Beadin’ Babe
    
    
11. Jodi the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Big Haired Momma Beadin Babe (46% pure)
    
    
12. Opal the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Pierced Faerie Princess Beadin Babe
    
    
13. Shala the Cheerful Subversive, Bitchen' Biker Turkey-Buzzard Exotic Tattooed Beadin' Babe
    
    
14. Martha the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Pie Throwin’ Threatenin’ Wanna be Beadin’ Babe
    
    
15. Miki the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Magic Fantasy Dragon Lovin’ Chocoholic Graphics Supportin’ Beadin’ Babe (61% or 63% pure) and Honorary Head Honcho of TWITRUS (and she was dubbed by Kari, with more Frango Mints than anyone has ever seen)! Which makes Miki "Head Twit"
    
    
16. Pam the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Perfectly Purple Pattern Pushin’ Beadin’ Babe
    
    
17. Bev the Lousiana Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Mardi Gras Beadin’ Babe
    
    
18. Beth the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard One Hell of a Fun Moon over the Mountain Lady Beadin’ Babe (70% pure)
    
    
19. Nicole the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Twitty Brat Beadin’ Babe (hey blame this one on Kari, not Liz or Opal) who is 42% pure!
    
    
20. Yvonne the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Parrot Breedin’ Twitterhead Beadin’ Babe (40% pure)
    
    
21. Other Martha the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Hot Roddin’ Spiritually Sufficient Beadin’ Babe
    
    
22. Donna the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Desert Livin’ Beadin’ Babe
    
    
23. Babs the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Beadless in Minnesota Beadin’ Babe (68% pure and I don't think that she is beadless any longer)
    
    
24. Annette the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Dubbed & Cryin’ PRESIDENTIAL Beadin’ Babe
    
    
25. Linda the British Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Morticia Magical Beadin’ Babe
    
    
26. Sharon the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Day Celebratin' Wire & Beadin' Babe
    
    
27. Curtis the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Flower Beadin' Digest Readin' (except For Beadin' Desires) Beadin’ Dude (47% pure) (although I really believe that Babe should be here, but Kari and Laura rule the roost and I'm just a peon) and Curtis wrote: "Not that I'm complaining or anything, or even upset and it's not really a big issue, and I'm not jealous or anything. . .BUT how come Simon gets to be a HUNK and I've only got DUDE.  BABE is a step up from DUDE but he leaps past that step and goes to HUNK.  Just curious?"
    
    
28. Kat the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Cat Lovin' Delurkin' Questionin' Beadin' Babe (Kat got Frango Mints and cat type beads for everyone to share!) at 47% pure
    
    
29. Simon, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Non Beadin' Doesn't Know What the Hell he is Doin' Here, but is Havin' Fun Beadin' Babe (21% pure) (Simon received removable tattoo's for everyone in celebration of the event!) And Simon writes: "I don't wanna be a hunk! Hunks to me are pumped-up, jumped-up guys with more muscles than brain cells. That's not my style, not my style at all...
    
    Next victim please!
    
    
30. Ragan, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Harvard Graduatin' Dorm Eatin' Jock Flirtin' Beadin' Babe (at a whopping 72% pure). Ragan was dubbed smoothly and gracefully and given a while bunch of big and bulky boxes to practice flirting with the whole campus and all of the final exam answers.
    
    
31. Charlene, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Slighty Jealous Laminatin' Small Things and Slightly uninformed Beadin' Babe. Charlene was duely dubbed and handed a HUGE tub of Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey Ice Cream with lots of spoons (just in case she decided to share....).
    
    
32. Vanessa, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Easily Irritable but Learning the Cows'll be Comin' Home Soon Beadin' Babe (who at this time, has declined to disclose her purity level). When Vanessa was dubbed, delica's were passed out to all, cause that's Kari's new thing and everyone should have more than they will ever use; and Vanessa was handed a book on Civility knowledge and testing (long story and were all friends again!).
    
    
33. Season, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Wal Mart Wire Buyin' Diameter Knowledgeable Beadin' Babe (with a whopping 54% purity grade).
    
    
34. Malaika, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Can't Keep it Up Enough Beadin' Butch.
    
    
35. Twinks, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Twinks In and Twinks Out of Mailing Lists like a Blaze of Roaring Thunder Beadin' Babe (dubbed with assorted Frango's and even more delicas to fulfill all the swaps that are going around for all!!!).
    
    
36. Ann/Lis, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Alaska-hatin' Five-Finger-Discountin' Way WAY Unpure Beadin' Babe (who comes in with a very embarassing 20% purity level). This is an unofficial dub as Shelby came up with the name and Princess Kari didn't like the name but I can't find the other one. Yeah, lack of organization on my part, but *F*ck It* as PK would say.
    
    
37. Sandy, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Web-TB Forced to Read Digest Snortin' Beadin' Babe. Kari handed Sandy a brand new digest version of TV guide to go with her digest version of e-mail and a way too cool flame throwin' torch just for the hell of it!!
    
    
38. Holly, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Tired of Being an Undubbed Virgin even though She has most Likely been dubbed before (not) but Once again the List of Dubbings Keeper Has failed with a Reply Beadin' Babe. Holly was given a LARGE Tootsie Roll in congratulations of having the longest BBTBB name ever in the history of the BBTBB's. Now, Holly would prefer to be called he Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Tired of Being an Undubbed Virgin Beadin' Babe in an effort to save valuable airspace and would like to bribe Princess Kari with some old trade beads. Liz, the Keeper of the List, thought that Holly, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard Dub-Virgin Red-Headed Stepchild Beadin' Babe would have been kinda cool, but deferred to Kari, because she is secretly afraid of the powers.
    
    
39. DawnStar, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard SunPath Lovin' Learnin' To Whine With The Best of 'em Beading Babe. DawnStar was dubbed with various flavours of ice cream bars for everyone to share.
    
    
40. Nikia, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard One Hell of a Legal Sig Line Techno Junki Beadin' Babe, and was dubbed with water balloons and afraid that they could be radioactive.
    
    
41. Pissin' Jodi, the Bitchen Biker Turkey-Buzzard the Pissin' Goat Coffee Drinkin' Insomniac Web Page Defyin' Beadin' Babe, and was dubbed with delicas wrapped in way too cool cellophane paper with pink bows, and Kari threw more water balloms at Season and Nikia.
    
    

Last updated June 30th, 1999.