(Major pops go out to Eddie. He slaps a few fans hands. Then Solomon comes up to him and tries to sell him a tee-shirt that he can strangle Sean with in the cage. Eddie ignores him!)
Solomon: What about a balloon! Shove it down his throat! Make him suffocate! make...ah...hell!
Announcer: And his opponent...(major boos)from Dundas, Ontario, CA...here is Sean "Edge" Stone!
(He comes out to the ring musicless, yelling insults at Eddie. Solomon stops him and tries to convince him he could fit brass knuckles in a beanie baby. Sean shoves Solomon away in disgust.)
Solomon: HEY! A whistle! you can use a whistle! make Eddie Deaf! *blows in the whistle...but no sound ushers forth.*
Solomon: Must be broken. (he tries 3 more times.)
Solomon: DAMMIT! Nothing wo....
(Suddenly from the stands comes HiD, slobbering, growling and alltogether not a happy lycanthrope!)
Sam: Oh sh*T...
Solomon: (Running for his life with a werewolf at his heels) I didn't KNOW it was a dog whistle!
HID: ARRRRRRRR!R GRARARARRRRR! RRRRRR! AWOOOOOOOH!
Talbot: That was interesting!
Sam: SHHH! Cage is coming down! You can still see shreds of Jorge's skin hanging from the bars!
talbot: Cage is down...and Sean tackles Eddie before the bell! He grabs Eddie by the hair and starts driving his head into the metal bars! Watch for pieces of Jorge! Eddie kicks him off and then gets to his feet! Collar and elbow tie up! Side headlock by Edge, which Eddie turns into a backsuplex! Eddie whips Edge into the side of the cage! Eddie with a lariat, but Edge ducks and hits heartbreak with a back drop into the side of the cage. Edge chokes Eddie with his boot. Eddie shoves Edge away and gets up again. Lock up! Front head lock by Eddie. Edge with a shoulder to Eddie's ribs, but Eddie with a knee to the face and then a swinging neckbreaker! Eddie drops an elbow across the throat of Edge and then stomps at his face. Eddie picks Edge up by the hair and then whips Edge into the ropes! Drop toe hold on the rebound by eddie and Edge goes headfirst into the cage! edge is busted open! Edge is set up and Eddie with a series of knifeedge chops! Eddie with a hip toss to the mat! Eddie with a jumping neck snap and then a cover! 1...2..kickout! Eddie with a scoop slam and he goes up top! Senton splash...but Edge rolls out of the way! Edge gets to his feet and drives the point of his knee into the spine of Eddie. Pick up and...backbreaker!
sam: Edge with a front suplex. Edge grabs the legs of Eddie and makes a wish with them. Eddie groans but Edge grabs his legs again and...Slingshot into the side of the cage! Eddie too is busted open know. Edge sets eddie leaning throat first on one of the bars...then he backs up and knee lifts Eddie in the back, driving his throar on the bar! Cover! 1...2...kickout! Edge with a scoop slam and then he goes up top. Driving elbow into the sternum! Hooks the leg...and another cover! 2 count agaiN! Edge puts Edge on the top rop and mounts up himself! Superplex attempt...but Eddie blocks with a flurry of fists! Edge rakes the eyes andgoes again! Eddie blocks it again, but this time with a knee to the groin! Edge is stunned, and Eddie takes advantage by turning it into a Death valley driver from up high! Cover! 1...2...thre...shoulder up in the nick of time! Eddie picks up Edge and TEAR DROP Into the side of the cage! WOW! 1.... 2....thre...kickout again! WOW! Eddie with an inverted atomic drop, followed by a short-arm clothesline! he whips Edge into the ropes! he goes for a spinbuster, but Edge turns it into a whirlwind DDT! Bith men are down and exhausted!
Talbot: Ref counts...neither moves! They might both be spent! 7..8...9.... Edge is up...and then he falls back down, arm draped on eddie! 1..2....thre...kickout! Edge hooks a leg and tries again! Again, Eddie kicks out before three! Edge with a scoop slam and then a reverse chinlock on Eddie. Stone's fingers are locked. Eddie's face is turning red! ref checks...Arm falls down once...ref checks again..but the arm stays up! Fans start cheering for Eddie! Eddie gets to his feet, but Edge knees him in the back and then turns the move into a sleeper hold! Eddie with an elbow to the ribs and then a snap mare to get free. Edge gets up, but is rocked by a savage left by Eddie! Another fist! A third! Edge reels and then Eddie with a gut wrench suplex! Eddie bounces off the ropes and drops a knee on Edge! Cover! 1..2....thre....kickout! Edge is picked up, but he thumbs Heartbreak in the eye! Elbow to the forehead by Edge and then Edge with a pump handle slam! The 6'9'er goes up top! Edge off the top with a falling headbutt! 1...2...thr...kickout! Edge grabs Eddie by the head and then throws him intot he door of the cage! It rattles...but nothing more!
Sam: Edge screams and runs at Eddie with an extended shoulder...but at the last second Eddie sidesteps and Edge smashes into the door, knocking it off! The bloody edge crumples on the ring apron. Eddie grabs the door and drags it into the ring! Edge gets up, groggy and weak...and Eddie with a head scissors takedown into the middle of the ring! Eddie picks up Edge and Michinoku drivers him on the steel door! Edge is busted open again! Eddie wipes the blood from his eyes and he goes up top... HEARTBREAKER! HEARTBREAKER! Eddie gets up and covers Edge! 1...2.....thre......e!!!!
(Fans go nuts as the bell rings and the announcer proclaims Eddie the victor)
Sam: What a great match! it's like soemthing you'd see on sunday!
talbot: Eddie's to his feet...but he collpases from exhaustion! here come some medics to check on both men. I don't believe either will be out for a while...but they've given it their all and BOTH deserve applause!
Sam:Edge has a lot of talent...for a spoot!
Both men are given some water to drink and both are able to get to their feet. Edge walks off with an icepack for his head. And eddie celebrates with his fans.)
Sam: This was great! And sunday's gonna be even better with the start of the CF tourney! We'll be there....will you?
Talbot: For sam and HiD, I give you all a fond good night! We'll see you on Sunday!
(End card)