Wilbur: Hold on! We'll get to the world title match in a second! I've been told the cops have finally found Scott Douglas!

(Quick clip of footage in the back showing Scott Douglas being read his rights. Cops find a pound of cocaine in his locker)

Arthur: Oh Crap! They actually arrested The Phenom!

(Fans start chanting BROWN-BEAR! BROWN-BEAR)

Arthur: So what is it? Gold-Bear or Brown-bear?

Wilbur: Well, Gold-Bear is mocking the WCW champion whose name we can't say or we'll get sued. And Brown-Bear..is what the world champion is!

Announcer: This next match is for one fall with Tv time limit remaining! Coming to the ring first...is the challenger! Accompanied by Mandy and hailing from Miami, Fl..here is "Attitude" Adam Agee!

(Fans cheer for Adam as AC/DC plays over the speakers of the arena. Bute even louder is the cheer of "BROWN-BEAR! BROWN-BEAR!")

Raskolnikov: Adam is without a doubt on of the finest wrestlers the FWO has. he's earned this title shot and he's looking to get revenge for what happened at the circus freak orgie!

Announcer: AND HIS OPPONENT... (Fans go nuts) Hailing from the Woods of YellowStone National Park here is your FWO World HeavyWeight Champion....A NORTH AMERICAN GRIZZLY BEAR!

(No one comes out and the fans cheer even louder for the champ>)

Arthur: What the bloody hell?

(Suddenly..the curtains part...fans go nuts...but it's Sean Ryan. Fans boo. Sean comes over and stands by mandy...carrying that surfboard again)

Wilbur: Come on you stupid bear!

(Suddenly the curtains part again! Fans get on their feet...but it's only Slammin' JoJo..with a jar of honey.)

Raskolnikov: What the hell is going on back there?

(Footage of them trying to get the bear out to the ringside area. Bear sits on his ass and refuses to budge.)

Wilbur: Great! A world champ who doesn't get he's a wrestler...or a world champion!

(Shot of BT sitting down by the spanish team with a bag o' popcorn.)

Fans: BROWN-BEAR! BROWN-BEAR!

(Shot of someone getting a tazer and zapping the bear int he back. bear gets to his feet, growls and swats the man into the soda machine, knocking out 6 cans of squirt!)

Wilbur: uh-oh.

(Shot of one referee holding a big steak and holding it up to the bears nose. The bear tries to eatit.but ref pulls it back. Now Ref runs with the steak..with the bear in close pursuit!)

Arthur: HERE COMES THE CHAMP!

(Bear runs from the back after the steak and the Fans go nuts! ref throws it in the ring and bear climbs into the ring and starts eating it)

Fans: BROWN-BEAR! BROWN-BEAR!

Arthur: Bear gulps the steak down in one bite...but Adam jumps on his back and starts choking the bear! We are on our way!

Wilbur: bear gets to is feet and lets out a growl! Adam kicks it in the back! Bear tries to pull Adam off him..but he can't reach! So instead the bear backs into the neutral corner..knocking the wind out of Adam's Lungs! Bear now with a series of big paws to Adam's face..knocking him back and forth like a rag doll! Bear picks up Adam over his head...and throws him across the ring. Now the bear starts scratching his back on the turnbuckles! Adam gets up and charges the bear! Big shoulderblock to the ribs! Bear's eyes get big! Now Adam Climbs the bear and starts his fists a flyin'!

Fans: 1...2...3....4...5....6...7...8....

Raskolnikov: Bear wraps his arms around Adam and crushes Adam's Rib in well..a bear hug! Adam tries to get out..but the bear is too inhumanly stong! Adam with an eye gouge and the bear roars in pain! Adam goes up top as the bear staggers around! Top rope bulldog on the bear! Cover! 1..2...kickout! Bear gets a kick to the head from Adam. Bear grabs Adam's leg and lifts him into the air by it! HE sends Adam down to the mat with a crash! Adam holds his leg in pain! Bear opens his mouth and starts gnawing on adam's leg! REf calls for the break! Bear doesn't understand english! ref tries to pull bear of...Bear shoves the ref back! Ref yells at bear! That gets the bears atention! bear towers over ref! Here comes JoJO! he smashes that pot of Honey over Adam's head...covering with rich gooey sweet delight!

Wilbur: JoJo Laughs..but Adam rolls out of the ring, head busted open from the pot..and he tackles JoJO! Adam grabs JoJO by the back of the head and repeatedly slams him face first into the concrete floor! BEar sniffs around! He smells honey! Bear lets out a mighty roar and leaves the ring! He's going after Adam!

Arthur: Adam turns around...and then bear tackles him! Bear is on top of Adam who is on top of JoJo! ref is counting! bear is licking off honey! Adam is pinned on the floor. Bear doesn't understand the term, "Counted out!"

DING DING DING!

Announcer: Both wrestlers have been counted out of the ring! This match is...a double countout!

(Fans boos as the bear finishes licking Adams face..then curls up and goes to sleep...on JoJo's legs! Adam starts Kicking JoJo in the face. until security pulls him off.)

Wilbur: yet another odd card folks...

Raskolnikov: But just because we are out of time doesn't mean we won't be back! We'll see you in the alamodome this Weds!

Arthur: have a great one folks! For the FWO...good night