(We starts with the screen saying, "Earlier today" in the lower right hand corner. Sam is on the phone looking rather desperate.)

Sam: COME ON! Darque baby...after all we've been through.

Voice: That's exactly why I'm NOT going to be your special commentator...because of all that you put me through!

Sam: But Shiva, Tulu and HiD will be there! it'd be an AoD reunion!

Voice: Oh well then...I'll just have to make sure i'm not on the western coast of America then...

Sam: Aww....come on! The ratings! Think of the ratings!

Voice: My blood pressure! Think of my blood pressure!

Sam:Well.....fine then! Don't come! See if the FWO needs you!

Voice: Okay...bye. *click*

Sam: NO! NOOOOO! DAMMIT! That was reverse psychology! REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!!!

Jorge: Hola Senior Sam!

Sam: Hmmm...give you a long wig...some makeup...nah...noone's that DUMB to believe you're Darque. What i need is someone that people will think is Darque....

*Suddenly Missy Millard comes running by shrieking!*

Missy: AHHHHHH! Giant yellow unhygenic monster...

Another Voice: Give in to suffering child...your descent into madness will seem like a fond memory after you are enveloped into a world of darkness!

*a bunch of tattered yellow rags glides across the floor!*

Shiva's voice from his office: HI DARQUE!

Tulu: You festering fecal face! He's not Darquefyr!

Sam: *Thinks for a little bit* Hey....maybe hiring KiY as our mail clerk wasn't a bad idea after all...

*sam runs out after The KING IN YELLOW*

Sam: HEY! HEY! Kingie! I got a job for you!

KiY: *turns around* Does it involve the desecration of spirits young and old, or forcing mortals to hear the sweet cocophany of the damned?

Sam: Ummm...yeah! Cacophany! That's it! Exactly....now here's what i need....
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(fireworks explode and we are live in the land of Satan, San Francisco! Fans are going nuts as Sam sits down at the announce booth. We get close up of signs like, "I START FIRES!, "Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE," and, "I'm going to kill your daughter!" Then the roar of the crowd starts to dull...and Sam starts his gums a flapping!)

Sam: HEY HEY! Happy Walpurgis Nacht/St. Georges Day to you all! I promised you all a special treat...and I ALWAYS keep my word! Doing commentary tonight is, for the first time in 4 years...the entire AoD! Let's welcome SHIVA, TULU, HiD and...DARQUEFYR!

(Crowd goes absolutely nuts as "Driven like the Snow" By the Sisters of Mercy starts playing. Shiva, HiD, Tulu and a man covered from head to toe in tattered yellow rags comes out.)

Shiva: Why are you still wearing that Darque? Everyone knows it's you!

KiY: Shut up you cretinous bore!

Tulu: Hey! I'M the one that does the insulting Cthulhu boy!

Sam: Yup...it's good to see all of you back together! Especially you Darque!

KiY: I'm not Darq...

Sam: Not feeling well? That's okay! People just want to see you!

HID: RARRRRRRGH! *Starts pulling on KiY's rags!*

Shiva: BAD WEREWOLF! Leave Darque Alone!

Tulu: Damn it! He's not Darque! The damn mutt is smarter than you Shiva!

Sam: Ah....good times. I missed this!

Tulu: Yeah...I missed this about as much as I miss living in Shiva's squalid hellhole of a country! India barely has sidewalks!

Shiva; HEY! At least my country didn't get it's ass kicked by a teeny place like Israel!

Tulu: Yeah...being beaten by Pakistan was SOOOO less embarrssing!

Shiva: Godless freak!

Tulu: Limp wristed soap dropper!

HID: ARRRRRRGH!

KiY: Hands off creature of the netherworld!

Sam: Yup...just like old times! If only Darque was her....er...most vocal tonight! Yeah...more vocal. good save Sam...good save.

Announcer: This next match is for one fall and is a FIRST ROUND CYBERFIGHT MATCH! Coming to the ring first, from Austin Texas, here is TWISTER!

(Lots of boos go out. A "Do the Job" Chant starts up. Twister comes out as "Eye of the Tiger" Blares over the arena. He snubs little kids who stick out their hands and then he enters the ring.)

Sam: Boy...we haven't heard from this guy in a loooong time. Maybe he won't be here much longer...

Shiva: HE IS DARQUE!

Tulu: Darque's in Philly laughing his ass of With Kevin and Honey that we're here!

Shiva: Then who's this? *pats KIY on the shoulder*

KIY: I dislike the warm affection touch of man...

Shiva: SEE? Darque!

Announcer: His opponent, along with Vanity, from Milan France...here is Alexandra Parker!

("I will survive" plays over the intercom and both ladies come down to a decent pop from the crowd. Again, like Twister, they snub the crowd and enter the ring.)

Sam: She's 10 inches shorter and half Twister's weight! Let's see if she can pull this off!

HID: ARRRRRH! RRRRR! SNARL!

Tulu: Why the hell are you commentating, and I sit in the office going over salary negotiations?

HID: RRRR?

Sam: This match is gonna be great! The winner faces Solomon in the next round!

Shiva: Who do you like in this one Darque?

KiY: I am not this Darque....that you speak of. I am the King in yellow. The monarch of madness and bringer or tortures so insidious, even the description of them would drive a man to insanity.

Sam: What a kidder...heh heh heh...CALL THAT DAMN MATCH!

Tulu: Lock up: Twister powers the smaller Alex into the ropes Ref calls for a break. Twister with a kick to the midsection and then a meaty right hand. He whips her into the opposite rope! Twister goes for a backdrop, but Alexandra turns it into a head scissors takedown! Twister to his feet, but an armdrag into an armbar by the young lady! Twister powers out of the submission hold and gets to his feet! Another lockup! One armed body slam by twister! Elbow drop, but Alexandra rolls out of the way! Twister to his feet! dropkick, but Twister doesn't go down! A second by Alexandra has twister teetering on the rope! Alexandra goes for a clothesline, but Twister with a back drop to the outside. Alexandra however, lands feet first on the ring apron. Knee to the kidneys, then Alexandra leaps over Twister and rolls him up in a rolling cradle! Only a two count! Alexandra with a wristlock and then a La Mahistral cradle! again...only a 2 count! Alexandra goes for a savate kick, but Twister grabs the leg and drives the point of his elbow HARD into her knee!

HID: RARRRRG! SNARL! AWEOOOOOH!

Shiva: I couldn't have put it better myself! That's a great single leg boston crap Twister's got on parker.

KIY: The agony is her eyes is delightful. However, Alexandra musters up enough will in that tiny frame of her and with a mighty effort, Twister is hurtled off and he collides with a resounding crash into foam, metal and turnbuckle. Alexandra with a rollup from behind and Twisters shoulders press firmly against the mat! Alas, a two count is all she achieves! A futile effort...as is all effort by humankind.

TulU: Dude....shut up!

Sam: Alexandra goes up top! Twister is to his feet and he catches her! Press slam off the top rope! twister with a shoulderbreaker and then he lifts her to her feet! Vertical suplex attempt...but she wriggles free in mid air and comes down behind him, slapping on the MAN KILLER! Twister's int he middle of the ring! No place to go! He's down to his knees! he's calling it quits! He's tappin' out!

Announcer: Here is your winner...Alexandra parker!

(Fans cheer. Alexandra holds her version of the dragon sleeper on a little while longer and vanity comes it and smacks Twister in the face with a high heel shoe. Twister goes out and both women celebrate.)

KIY: Such personifications of Feminity. Their souls would be like beacons of angelic light in the realm of Azatoth.

Tulu: of we weren't on TV...I'd gut you...
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(Scene begins in a normal everyday home with a normal everyday kid sitting at the table waiting for breakfast.)

Father: Here you go son. Nice delicious Oat bran! It keeps the colon nice and your bowels clean!

Kid: gee....thanks dad.

(Father leaves the room and the child frown. Then he hurtles the bowl of oat bran at the wall. It splatters all over a picture of Dogs playing Poker.)

Kid: I HATE OAT BRAN! I want a cereal that'll make my hyper, rot my teeth, and make my parents wish I was never born!

Voice: Well...now there is!

(Out steps Uncle Sam and HUNTER IN DARKNESS!)

Kid: WOW! it's Uncle Sam..the living breathing incarnation of America itself, and his sidekick HUNTER IN DARKNESS, the greatest animal star since Flipper!

HID: RARRRRR!

Sam: Kid, haven't you heard about HUNTER IN DARKNESS cereal? Everyone except those idiotic French eat HiD cereal.

Kid: Boy...I better eat it then. The French are lower than any form of life on this planet! NO ONE would want to be french!

Sam: And HiD cereal comes is SIX delicious flavors! Sugar! Sugar coated Sugar! Chocolate coated sugar! Sugar coated marshmallows with sugar in the middle! Jagged glass...and SPEED! it's the cereal that even a 7 foot tall mange infested lycanthrope can't get enough of!

(Sam sets a bowl in front of HiD.)

HiD: RRRRRR! *doesn't even TRY to eat it*

Sam: Come on...it's just sugar! YUM YUM. *pats his tummy*

HID: RARRRR!

Sam: heh heh..he's just embarrased about his poor eating habits in front of strangers Billy. *"discretely" tosses a burrito into the bowl of goop and HiD goes to town!* There we go! See, if it's good enough for a genetic monstrocity...it's good enough for you!

Kid: WOW! Thanks sam...I'll burn my own skin if I my parents won't buy ME HiD cereal!

Sam: Good for you Kid! And that goes for you too kids in the real world! If your parents won't get you HiD cereal...physically ravage your body, so they feel guilty when you're getting that brand new plastic leg!

HID: RARRRR! HACK *he barfs up the cereal all over Sam's shoes!

Voice over: HID cereal...so delectabally evil..it's a SIN!
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Sam: We're back! And it's time for our next match-up!

Announcer: ladies and gentlemen. This next match is for one fall with a 20 minute time limit. Coming to the ring first...from Cape Fear...here is BLINK

(Fans start cheering as "Freak on a Leash" by Korn plays. Blink slaps some hands and then poses in the ring as his music continues.)

Tulu: Man...this dude is all messed up.

KiY: Each of those scars is a badge earned in combat...

Announcer: His opponent, from London England...here is...INFERNO!

Shiva: hey? You know this guy DARQUE?

Tulu: You idiot! KIY is NOT DARQUE! he's got a new Jeresy accent for god's sake!

KiY: My voice is but an echo of the wailing of each soul that sits in agony within the depths of hell...

TulU: Yeah...and my tongue's really forked!

("Hot Stuff" by Donna Summers plays. Inferno comes to the ring, points at Blink and says some unkind comments. he rolls int he ring, and tacles blink. Both men exchange fists as the bell rings.)

Shiva: Both men want a piece of each other. Rights and lefts are the move du jour! Inferno with an eye gouge and then a snap mare takedown! Reverse chinlock applied! Blink reverses it into a double hammerlock. Inferno tries for a reversal, but Blink turns it into a full nelson. Inferno drops to his knees in a flash and Blink's jaw cracks into the top of Inferno's head. Inferno grabs Blinks legs and slingshots him into the neutral corner. Blink hits hard and stumbles around into a drop toe hold by Inferno. Blink is to his feet, but a hip toss Inferno. Inferno bounces off the ropes! Goes for a lionsault, but Blink gets his knees up. Inferno rolls on the ground in pain. Pick up by blink and a sammartino backbreaker! Inferno kicks at the back of Blink, then falls forward feet first facing Blink. DDT by Inferno! Inferno goes up top. Senton splash from up high! hooks the leg! 1...2..t..kickout! Inferno with a side suplex and he goes up top again! Moonsault! 1..2...thr..foot on the ropes! Inferno can't put the crazy clown away!

HID: RARRRR! *chew munch break*

Sam: We need those wires! BAD!

Tulu: Inferno sends Blink into the neutral corner! Handspring elbow follow up by the Limey...but Blink sides steps and Inferno drives his elbow into the pole. Blink grabs Inferno by the mask and smashes his head into the top turnbuckle. Side Kick to the ribs by Blink and then a double arm take down. Inferno gets his feet on the ropes and ref calls for a break. Blink does, but then Inferno with a thumb to the eyes and a side headlock. Inferno goes for a bulldog, but blink wrapes his arms around Inferno's legs and scores with an atomic drop. Blink with a dropkick to the back of Inferno's head! Elbow drop and a cover! only a count of two! Blink goes up top! Inferno to his feet! Blink comes off the top with the Crowd Pleaser, but Inferno with a dropkick at the last second. Blink is down! Inferno hooks the leg! 1..2...thre...kickout! Inferno with a pick up and a beautiful textbook piledriver! Inferno with a headlock and he mounts the top rope! he's gonna go for the Towering Inferno! Blink with a shoulder to the ribs.

Sam: Inferno with an elbow to the back of the neck! Inferno tries agin..but a block! Inferno tries to batter Blink down, but blink with a nut shot and he reverses Inferno's patented move into a Northern Lights bomb from high! Cover! 1...2....3!!!

Announcer: Here is your winner...BLINK!

(Fans go nuts. Blink stands up, takes a bow, kicks Inferno in the head once for good measure and stumbles off.)

KiY: Yesss....one brief lapse in concentration can allow your foe to upsurp triumph where once only defeat littered the battleground.

TulU: Listen dickface...If you open your mouth once more...I will seriously kick your ass!

Shiva: Don't talk to Darque that way!

KIY: I'M NOT DARQUEFYR YOU SIMPLETON!

Sam: Sheesh...while these guys squabble amongst themselves like preschoolers over the last jar of paste...it's my pleasure to start announcing matches for the PPV. As it has already been stated, Enforcer will be getting a SMDW shot at the PPV against whoever wins this sunday. As well...I am even more pleased to announce the first two teams for the Tag team Round robin match at the PPV. Those teams are...the Surfer Circuit and...the Babe Squad! The other two teams will be announced shortly. One of those 4 teams will be the first ever FWO world tag team champions. My final announcement is that I have also chosen the first two combatants for the World Corporate Shill title. Those men are...Slammin' JoJo and Eddie heartbreak. The other four will be decided on the basis of happens in the next week and a half. Now if you don't mind...it's time for our next CF tourney match!

Tulu: Gabriel takes on Sam's mystery opponent. This should be interesting.

Announcer; This next match is a First Round Cyber Fight contest. Coming to the ring first, from Parts Unknown...

Tulu: You know...a Lot of f'n people hail from there! What is it some secret island where all it's inhabitants are trained to be pro wrestlers?

Announcer: Standing 7 feet tall here is...GABRIEL!

(Major boos as "believer" By Ozzy Ozbourne starts up. Fans throw litter at the "angel of Death."

KiY: Ah...another kindred soul who understands the melody of suffering...

Tulu: The only suffering around here is me having to listen your your byronic prose!

Shiva: hee hee hee! he's not insulting ME for once!

Announcer: And his opponent....

(Suddenly Matt Pallfy comes from out of the stands while "Lookin at me" by mase plays and he pushes the announcer aside. he wears a two piece Armani suit and the fans start booing louder than ever!)

Sam: Oh yeah....this guy cost me a pretty penny

Tulu: Pallfy

Sam: No..theguy he's managing!

Tulu: HUH?

(pallfy has a big smile as he climbs through the bottom and middle ropes. He pulls out a mike of his own and begins to speak.)

Palffy: San Francisco...(Waits for the crowd reaction)As I was saying San Francisco a place where I am proud there are no people who have Palffyitis... A place where Dorothy thought of when she mentioned somewhere with over the rainbow.. If you catch my drift!!

Shiva: I don't get it...

Tulu: Shiva...you don't get how pork and bacon come from the same animal!

Pallfy: Now I know each and every one of you right now are thinking that this ticket you bought for this show will let you see the greatest natural athlete to ever put on a pair of wrestling boots actually wrestle. But I am afraid to tell you that I will not be wrestling tonight.

(Crowd has a mixed reaction.)

Shiva: Does he still play hockey?

Pallfy: While I was banging Arch's old lady I kinda hurt my knee which will put me out of competition for awhile because let's face it my well being is worth more then any of your lives. But I am going to be an active part in the fed.. Shiva: Ouch! Wonder what Arch thinks of that...or Blackthorne...

PallfY: How you ask???

Tulu: You're gonna sell smoked meats and fishes in the concession stand?

Shiva: Take over Fool's Crow's job?

Pallfy: I have brought with me an old friend... A friend who I will make sure goes straight to the top and stays there. Now get up and welcome the next CyberFight Champion. The man who is a legend in this business A man who will do what he wants and when he wants to do it SHAMUS O'REILLY!!!!!!

Shiva/Tulu: YES!!!!

(Top of the Mornin by House of Pain comes on over the PA. Shamus comes out to a mixed reaction. he goes over to the broadcast booth and shakes hands with his ex-stable mates Shiva, Tulu and Sam. Then he enters the ring and mocks Gabriel.)

Sam: Well..at least there's SOME kind of reunion tonight!

Shiva: Gabriel's gonn have to work like hell now!

Sam: Lock up! Shamus with an elbow to the side of the face and then a knee to the breadbasket. whip into the ropes, and Shamus shouldertackles him to the mat. Shamus with a pick up and a slam back down. Shamus stomps at the knee. Gabriel with a kick to the head sends Shamus reeling. Gabriel gets up and headbutts the irish man! Gabriel with an armbreaker and then he hurtles Shamus into the buckles. Gabriel follows up with a clothesline and shamus falls to the mat! Gabriel goes to pick him up, but Shamus rakes the face and then hits a jawbreaker. Shamus grabs the legs and slaps on a spinning toe hold! Gabriel struggles, but he can't get Shamus off. Gabriel reaches...and grabs the ropes instead. Ref calls for the break. Instead pallfy makes a wish with Gabriels legs and then drops a headbutt between them. Gabriel curls up in pain. Shamus hooks the legs again and hooks on a surfboard submission! Gabriel has no place to go! Gabriel rocks back and forth, but Shamus has him hooked. Gabriel moves around, playing with his center of gravity! Shamus and gabriel are both turning red. Gabriel's not giving up, and the weight of the big man is too much for the irish legend.

Shiva: Shamus gets back up and grabs the hair of gabriel. Big shoulder by Gabriel stuns Shamus. Another one! A third and then gabriel with an inverted atomic drop! Gabriel with a wind up and a short-arm clothesline attempt, but Shamus ducks, kicks Gabriel in the back and then scoop up the 7 footer! Airplane spin by Shamus! Round and round he goes! barf city! OW! Shamus turns it into a DVD in mid rotation! Shamus with a pick up and a beautiful spinning pancake! Shamus sneers at grabs the legs! it's the FOUR LEAF CLOVER Shamus arches back for more leverage! Gabriel cries out...and taps out immediately! What a debut for Shamus!

Announcer; here is your winner....SHAMUS O'REILEY!

(again, a mixed reaction by the crowd! Shamus poses for the camera while Pallfy stomps on Gabriel. Then both men leave. )

Sam: YEAH BABY! My choice for the first CF champioN! Did i mention I sub-contracted my managing position out to Matt?

KiY: A mystery uncovered, a defeat imminent, and a man who know has corporate backing on his side. Woe to any that dare to trod his path.

Tulu: That's it. *Picks up his chair and decks KiY with it.*

Shiva; Darque!

Tulu: He's not Darque Goddamnit! *strangles Shiva*

Sam: Oh crap....

*a brawl breaks out between the three guest announcers. HiD eats at a burr in his hair and Sam goes and sits over by the Spanish team.*

Jorge: Hola!

Sam: let's go to commercial...urg.
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(we're in a elementary school playground. All the kids are sitting around bored.)

boy1: *sigh* There's nothign to do at recess.

girl1: I hae slides, and swings are so 2nd grade.

boy1: football? That's for geeks!

girl2: And I hate dolls because they aren't anatomically correct!

Boy 2: We need a game that everyone can play!

*Suddenly Uncle Sam appears*

Sam: Well kids....you're in luck!

Boy 3: WOW! It's uncle sam, the spirit of eveything good and pure in this great country!

Sam: YOu want a game that keeps you occupied for hours, has more violence then Rugby and also makes your heart as hard as your rock like abs?

Kids: YEAH!

Sam: Then try the all new offical UNCLE SAM brand VIRGIN MARY BASEBALL!

Kids: YAY!!!!!!

(sam pulls out a metal baseball bat and a virgin mary statue!)

Sam: Yes! This game has taken MN, NJ, and AK by storm! Now everyone can play!

Girl1: I'll gonna wack the S*** outta that c*nting whore!

(Boy2 wacks the virgin mary and then a bunch of kids tackle him and beat him until he's bloody.)

Sam: Remember kids...there's no game like Virgin Mary baseball! You'll be having so much fun...you'll forget it's Blasphemous!!!

(alex lucard's note: I actually DID invent this game in 10th grade and we play it every winter. Anyone wants the rules...email me..but it makes ECW look like a game of cricket.)
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Sam: Well....we're back. And I'm joined by Talbot. Seems the AoD had umm....so stuff to work out!

Talbot: Glad to be here Sam! And it's time for the last 1st round match of the CF tourney! And this match is a stretcher match like both men reuqested! Should be violent!

Announcer: ladies and gentlemen this next match is a Stretcher match and is the last 1st round CyberFight matchup! Comine to the ring first, along with Mandy, from Miami Fl..here is "Attitude" Adam Agee!

(A good fan pop. "You shooke me all night long" By AC/DC plays. Mandy waves to a few admirers and Adam looks very determined. One fan holds a sign reading, "AAA=1,2,3!")

Sam: Well, this is Adam's second chance here for the CF title. He lost,but just barely, to Ferrett in a triple threat match, and you can bet he's looking to prove that was a fluke!

Announcer: And his opponent, from Chicago, IL here is..."Coldfire" Zack Shook!

(Boos starts playing as he comes down to the ring and points at AAA. Both men start talking trash to each other as the stretcher is rolled to ringside.

Sam: remember to win, you have to get your opponent on the stretcher and roll him out of the arena. Should be a tough match between two hungry young men!

Talbot: Lock up. Zach with a waist lock. Adam with a double arm lock and then a knee to the head. Zach falls to his knees. Adam holds on and slams Zach to the mat with a double arm takedown. Adam with a knee to the spine as he hooks on a chinlock. Zach reaches out, and gets his arm in the ropes. Clean break. Another lock up, but Zack with a thumb to the eyes and then a side headlock. Adam pushes him into the ropes! Zach bounces off and leapfrogs over Adam. Adam hits the ropes running. Both men bounce off the opposite side! Both men go for a dropkick...and both miss. Both men are up! Collar and elbow tie up! Standing wirst lock by Adam, by a boot to the chest from Shook and Zach follows it up with a swinging neckbreaker. Zack drops a knee across the throat and then applies a short arm scissors/ Adam manages to escape the hold after a minute and then as Zach tries to get up to his feet, Adam hits him with a drop toe hold into an STF! Zach's in the middle of the ring! But there's no submission here! Zach reaches out with his free arm and pulls himself to the ropes! Adam gets p but then stomps away at Zach's back!

Sam: Adam whips Zach into the ropes and catches him with a spinebuster! only a 2 count! Adam picks up zach and hits a nice textbook suplex! Adam goes up high! Somersault legdrop! Adam picks up Zach and tombstones him to the mat! Very nice! Adam picks up Zach and mounts him on the top rope! he's walking away..then he runs and springboard off the adjacent ropes and catch him in a Rocker Dropper off the top! Awesome! No wonder he's the "Innovation Sensation! Adam's got Zach all but finished off! Adam hurtles him to the outside, and the real action is about to pick up! Adam runs and goes for a somersault plancha...but Zack in a last ditch effort grabs the timekeeper bell and slams it into the ribcage of Agee! OUCH! Both men are lying on the hard concrete floor! After a minute Adam gets up to his knees...but Zach holds on to the bell and dives at Adam striking him in the forehead with the bell. Adam's busted open! Zach holds onto the guardrail to try and regain balance. Then he drops a bionic elbow straight into the heart! Zach picks up Adam and puts him on his shoulder! Then Zack runs and drives Adam's back intot he guardrail! Adam's upside down in the tree of woe!

talbot: Zack's kicking and punching away on the body of Agee. FInally Agee slides off the guard rail. Zack picks him up and hurtles him into the metal pole of the ring. Zack runs at him, but Agee side steps at the last second and Zack hits the metal! Zack turns around dazed, and Adam with a DDT from nowhere! Both men are tired and hurt! Adam gets to his feet and he grabs a chair! Adam drapes it over Zacks chest and then Agee climbs on the ring apron! He runs jumps and hits a senton splash! That move hurt both men! Zack sits up gasping for air and Agee holds his back! Both men stagger to their feet. Adam with a right hand, with is returned by one from Zack! Both men with a flurry of fists. Zack with a knee to the chest and a scoop slam on the chair. Zack picks up Adam by the hair and cracks his head repeatedly into the metal posr of the ring. Zack irish whips Adam into the guard rail! Zack goes to clothesline Adam over, but Adam hooks his arms around Zack and hot shot's him on the metal! Zack flops around like a fish holding his throat! Adam rolls Zack back in the ring! Adam picks him up and hits him with a running liger bomb! Adam then sticks him on the top rope and...OHMIGOD! Agee just powerbomber Zack from the top rope into the stretcher down below! Zack is hurt! As zack gets to his feet, adam jumps of the top bounces off the ropes and hits a springboard moonsault...which Zack catches and then piledrives Agee into the floor! WOW!

Sam: Both men are down and out! Zach rolls over and hooks the leg...but there's no pins in this match! He's that out of it! Zach gets to his feet, wipes some blood from his face and then spits some out of his mouth! Zach stomps away at Adam and then picks him up! Another scoop slam by Zach! Zack picks up the stretcher and hurtles it onto Adam! Zack picks up Adam one more time and then irish whips him into the hard metal ring stairs! Zach is saying it's over! Zack picks up Adam and hoists him onto his back! It looks Like Coldfire's gonna Homicide Adam on the floor! Zack starts running, but before he can complete the power bomb, Adam turns it into a hurnnacuranna and Zack goes flying into the guard rail! Zack gets to his feet, but Adam with a standing savate kick right to the orbital of the eye! Adam hooks zack's left leg with his right arm... ATTITUDE ADJUSTEMENT right into the collapsed stretcher! Shook's head hits the metal hard! Adam limps over and sets up the stretcher and then he drapes Zack over it. officals cart Zach off....and there's the bell! Adam wins!

Announcer: Here is your winner...ADAM AGEE!

(Fans cheer. Mandy helps Adam to his feet. the blood has clotted from Adam's head wound...but his face has a nice red tint to it now.)

Sam: Wow! But now Adam has to face none other that Shamus! We're down to 8 men...and we'lls ee you on Sunday!

(Camera fades out as the triumphant Adam is helped to the back by Mandy...)