Announcer; This next match is a battle royal with NO time limit! it features the top ten wrestlers in the FWO vying for a shot at the World Champion, Adam Agee! I present to you now...the following wrestlers: BRRDDT, BT, JoJO, Solomon, Eddie Heartbreak, Victor Stone, Scott Williams, Scott harrison, Shamus and Tiffany lane!

(one by one each comes out. BRRDDT comes out with a very angry Paul Barber. Eddie HeartBreak rolls in the ring, climb to the second buckle and poses. JoJo comes to the ring with his "prison buddies" Alan, Bubba, Officer Phil, and Warden Bailey. Tiffany Lane wears a blue bikini and looks very distraught at NiNa's disapearance. Solomon is wuite happy...well, as happy as once can be after being told one of the rats that bit him has rabies. Scottie harrison makes his long awaited return to the FWO in this match and the fans are happy about that!)

Roy: WoW! This'll be keen!

Arthur: Favorites have to be Blackthorne, since he's one the only other BR the FWO has had, BRRDDT...if he wasn't so messed up right now and Shamus..but we haven't heard from him in a while...

Raskolnikov: Screw this favorite crap. let's have a battle royal!

*DING DING*

Arthur: Wild melee from the get-go. Tiffany goes right after Eddie heartbreak and sits on his face clawing his eyes out. BT from behind with a belly to back suplex..but he's pretty beat up. BRRDDT is stuck in a corner with Scott Williams and Victor Stone! He grabs them both by the head! Noggin Knocker! Two great CW's in Eddie and Solomon square off in the middle of the ring, but JoJo clips Solomon in the back of the leg as Eddie hits a standing enziguri! Shamus picks up Solomon and slams him to the mat... but Blackthorne with a lariat to the back of his neck! Victor Stone grabs Scott harrison by the throat and hurtles him into a neutral corner! He goes for an avalanche...but Scott sidesteps! Victor hits the corner hard and then as he turns around...Eddie heartbreak hits a spring board stiner splash! Victor crumples to the mat! Tiffany is up high! BT is caught with a spinning heel kick off the top! Tiffany has the tired ex SMDW champ and is about to through him over the top...when the Sam-O-Tron flickers on!

(Scene goes back to Eric Williams, Enforcer, and Victoria Williams.)

Eric: "Let's see what our talented team has done with Nina."

(Scene shows Nina being led out in a wheelchair, tied by the arms and legs, and with a gag. She has a baseball cap on.)

Enforcer: "This one's for the Surfers."

(Victoria pulls off the baseball cap, to reveal that Nina's entire head has been shaved, save a thin ponytail on the top of her head.)

Eric: "She looks like Droz!"

(Scene goes back to the broadcasters.)

Raskolnikov: Tiffany stares at the screen in shock...and this allows Shamus to hit her with a big dropkick to the back of the head...and out of the ring she goes!!!

TIFFANY LANE HAS BEEN ELIMINATED!

Arthur: Suddenly...the druids run out of the back and assult one half of the tag team champions! On the entry stands the NEW CF champion! he raises his hands..and the druids strip Tiffany down to her birthday suit! BRRDDT turns around from double chokeslamming Scott Williams and JoJo and glares! he steps over the top as Paul screams profanities and stalks the chubby Phenom Baker!

BIG RED RETARDED DEMENTED DENTIST TRUCKER HAS BEEN ELIMINATED

Roy: Man...look at the chubby boy run with the Big Red hygenic machine after him!

Raskolnikov: We are down to 8! Eddie and Blackthorne square off. Victor Stone is manhanding Scott Williams with the top ring rope. Scott harrison is being double teamed by Solomon and Shamus! Victor whips Scott Stone into the corner where Shamus and the crew are...and all four men collide! Eddie heartbreak climbs to the top! Senton splash on all four men! He gets to his feet, but Blackthorne hits him with a shoulderblock. JoJo drops an elbow on Scott Williams! Everyone's back to their feet! Scott harrison misses an bionic elbow on Williams! Williams ducks under and gets behind harrison! Scottie turns around and Scott williams with a kick to the gut and then a double arm suplex to send out Showtime!

Scottie Harrison as been eliminated!

Arthur: Scott Williams poses...but JoJo from behind with an inverted Jabrone killer! He throws scott to his prison buddies...where he too is stripped naked! Looks like Scott Williams is gonna be a prison bitch!

Scott Williams has been eliminated

Roy: Who's left? Eddie, BT, Solomon, Victor, JoJo and Shamus!

Arthur: BT from behind with an inverted DDT on Solomon! Now he sits on Sol's back and repeated smashes his forehead into the mat! Victor is getting worked over by Shamus and Eddie. Shamus asks Eddie to help him throw out Victor...but Eddie with a kidney punch and then an Ace Crusher on Shamus! Eddie goes to throw out Shamus now...but Victor with a double chop to the sides of Eddie's neck! Pick up into a gorilla press! Out goes eddie! NO! WAIT! Eddie grabs onto the middle rope on the way down and slides back in! Low blow by eddie on Victor whose attention was on Shamus! Eddie tries to throw out Victor now...but Blackthorne stops him and a maffia kick to the back of the head! Again Eddie tumbles over the top...but he slides in by grabbing onto the ropes on his way down. BT grabs Eddie..but eddie with an uppercut right to the jaw and an ace crusher on him! Eddie chucks Blackthorne over the top!

BlackThorne has been eliminated!

Raskolnikov: Solomon is having his cuts reopened as JoJo grinds his face along the top rope. Shamus, Eddie and Victor continue their three way brawl! Solomon with a mule kick on JoJO! he tries to throw out JoJo..but Shamus comes flying at the two after a double irish whip by Victor and eddie! Shamus collides with Solomon! Both men go over the top!

Shamus has been eliminated!

Solomon has been eliminated!

Arthur: Three men left! Who will get the shot! Eddie and JoJo look at each other and nod! BUM Rush The man known as Unforgiven! Both men back Victor into the corner and begin stomping away at his chest! Double snap mare out off the corner! Eddie with a jumping neck snap on Victor as JoJO kicks him in the back of the neck! Eddie gets Victor to his feet! Together they hit a double vertical suplex on Stone! JoJo whips Stone into the neutral corner! Eddie with a russian lariat! Victor is a beaten, beaten man! JoJo hoists Victor onto his neck and shoulders! Eddie off the top! DOOMSDAY DEVICE by the two! Victor flies head over heels over thew top...and onto the fourth Spanish announce table of the night!

Victor Stone has been Eliminated!

Roy: OOOH! Two guys left!

Raskolnikov: Both men look at each other..then lock up! JoJo with a side suplex and then a fistdrop right onto the throat! JoJo gets Eddie back to his feet! Eddie with a thumb to the eyes and then a jawbreaker! Eddie with a snap legdrop and he hoists JoJo onto his shoulder! Running power slam! Eddie is pumped! he goes for a russian legsweep...but JoJo reverses it into a Downward Spiral! Eddie hits hard! he gets Eddie to his feet and throws him over the top! Eddie lands on the apron! Elbow to the throat By heartbreak! he goes to hip toss him out of the ring...but Ferrett comes out from under the ring and drives a plunger into Eddie's groin! Eddie groins! JoJo picks him up...gonna suplex him back into the ring...NO! Jabrone Killer on to the top ring rope! Eddie neck snaps backwards and he lands back first onto the ground! JOJO WINS! JOJO WINS!

Announcer; here is your winner...and NEW #1 contendor to the world title...Slammin' Jojo!

(Fans go nuts! Ferrett smacks the unconcious eddie with the plunger a few times while JoJo celebrates and berates Adam Agee!)

Roy: WOW! JOJO vs. Adam! Should be good!

Arthur: Eddie is not going to be happy about the way he lost...but at least he gets a CF title shot in one week! Will Underbaker still be champ? Or will it be Victor Stone? Can't wait to find out!

Raskolnikov: Sam and the crew will see you weds in South Carolina! We'll seeyou later! ADIEU!

Roy: isn't that french?

(Card fades out With JoJo and ferret celebrating in the ring)